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❝ Yoongi !1!1!1!1!❞ screamed Mel the human as she entered her apartment by the door joyfully, a piece of paper in hand. She didn't take her shoes off, knowing that it would probably annoy Yoongi, if he would even notice, after all we're talking Min Yoongay here. The man who faps to pillows pictures.
But Mel's goal was simple- not so simple, but anyway, she wanted to tickle Yoongi off, quite a bit before showing him the piece of paper she had in hand.
It was her French exam sheet. And she did really well, so she wanted Yonngisenpai to reward her.
She eyed the sleepy boy going out of his bedroom, his favorite black pillow in hand- black like his soul. His pillow had a strange staint on it, it was something quite sticky that was glowing under the apartment's lights. But she turned her stares to her exam paper, she didn't want to know what it was. He had named his pillow Cloud.
❝ Sexy as usual.❞ she stated as Yoongay looked at her with rude eyes, she had taken him off his sleep, and God knows how much he loves to sleep. Especially with Cloud.
❝ That's all you wanted to say ? I'm going back to sleep.❞ the jang jang man bbong bbong man said, his voice breathy and husky and his tone bored. This made all her body shiver, his deep voice when he had just woken up. She loved it, so much.
❝ WOW-I just came back and you're already rude to me ? Why are you so eager to sleep ? You do that all the time ! Tell me, what were you sleepin' about ?❞ Mel pipped, and winked at him before folding the paper discreetly and hide it in her pocket.
❝ But you know, you can be as rude as you in want in bed.❞ she licked her lips, trying to be sexy but she just looked as if she had a tomato sauce on her lips and were trying to lick it off, to say, it was quite disgusting but Yoongi didn't seem to mind as his eyes widened and he smiled widely, his gummy smile that always made Mel's heart melt was appearing on his face features.
❝ That's the first time you actually want to sleep with Cloud ! Don't worry, she's very soft. She won't hurt. I always had my camera ready in case you will finally decide to film pillow porn with me.❞ Yoongs cooed, grinning evily at Mel, happily surprised. He thought that Mel wanted to annoy him, again. But he was wrong- was he ?
❝Hum, no ! I don't have a pillow kink like you Yoongayfish. ❞ Mel sang, laughing at her roommate loudly. She knew that Mint hated when she dissed at his biggest kink.
❝ I would've never gave you Cloud anyway.❞ , he mumbled, looking down shamefully, ❝ Breanna is more for you. Bad and Boujee.❞ , he smirked while thinking of Breanna. Oh ! Breanna. She was one his favorite pillow too, her beautiful blue color always had the power to excite Yoongayman, he had bought her at a very high price and he wasn't regretting it. Breanna, or Breannal, it depended on his mood, was a very naughty pillow. That's why he had named her Bad and Boujee, or Sad and Boujee or even Mad and Boujee
❝ Man i ain't humping no one's pillow with ma dick.❞ , Mel exclaimed, looking at Sugar half surprised half disappointed.❝ I ain't betraying my cactis.❞
❝ Eek, your cactis are so too sharp, it hurts. Look at Aspen for example !❞ he said as he took out of his pocket a mini pillow, he had named it Aspen, she had a tornado of colors that formed an amazing rainbow, or a gay flag. Your choice. One thing was sure. Aspen was gay as fuck. ❝ Aspen is pretty and soft.❞ he finished.
❝ I don't smash Cactus. What the frickle frack Yoongdick.❞ The girl glared at the man disdainfully and stared at Kyu, the big cactus she put next to the door. Kyu was pretty soft too. You just needed to dodge the spades.
The girl, obviously quite frustrated that her plan wasn't working as planned, took out of her really big pocket a bottle of white thick beverage. It was milk. She started drinking it with passion while Yoongi was staring at her, his throat was suddenly dry and he couldn't utter a word for a few seconds.
❝ Your lips would look even more beautiful wrapped around my sticky stick.❞ the swag boy breathed out, his voice like a whisper as he felt his heat body increasing. Mel thought that he was talking about Sam, his favorite didlo, before understanding that he was really talking about his...stick.
The girl choked on her drink, taken aback by Yoongay words. ❝ Kinky.❞ the man commented.
❝ Then let me try.❞
Yoongs licked his lips sexily, before gently putting Cloud on the floor. ❝ Do you deserve it thought ?❞
Well kms.
honeslty don't take that shit srsly.
i'm too lazy to write the next part but if you spam me long enough i might write it tomorrow cus now im v v lazy bayyy.
yeah, i made this.
''if you live can kill yourself.'', kms, i fucking forgot a word.
Have a good fucking night nuggets
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