Dear Person Reading This,
So, you've probably have already been told by some adult authority that you are descended from the gods.
And while it may sound cool and all, it's also extremely dangerous.
But let's not talk about that. Instead, let's talk about all the good parts of being a godling.
1. You get a huge, and insanely awesome family who, even though they don't act like it or say it, care about you.
2. You get to learn to use some total wicked weapons!
And
3. Riding pegasi. 'Nough said.
Now, like most of us, you've probably been told that you're not very smart, or that you'll never succeed in life.
Our advice to you: Ignore them.
Because, once you start believing all that, you start to become it as well.
And we know there'll always be that one kid who finds entertainment in watching you suffer, but that person is in everyone's life.
Always remember: Only you can say who you are and what your life will be.
Hope to see you training with us soon,
Your family on the godly side
