Bret

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One day Bret was walking down the street and heard the most beautiful, majestic, and attractive voice he had ever heard. It was faint. It was quite. But it was beautiful. The words swarmed around his head like a thousand bees; "I know of a place where you never get harmed, a magical place with magical charm indoors indoors iiiinnnndooorrs!!!!" Then the marvelous creature spread his arms and yelped "TAKE IT AWAY PENNY!" And then it happened. The moment had finally came. He heard " THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST..." as he fell to the floor weeping he heard a man behind him screech that was the most beautiful thing he had ever heard and he couldn't agree more.

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