Shrek was panting as he just had the biggest orgasm an ogre could physically have. Donald Trump was heading back on his way to the white house to see Cory. Shrek went back to the Swamp to spend time with his lit wife. Shrek walks into the door like "WAZ POPPIN 🅱?" and Fiona said "N I G G A ! wut took u so long?" Shrek said Well I just fu-. Shrek did not know what to say, if he told fiona dat he tapped that 🔥bottom then she would divorce him. "I uhhhhhhhhh, took a really massive dumper fam" is what he said" and fiona was all like "oshit feels bad man" and shrek was all like "mmmmhmmmm hurts and it feels like my rectum is on fire family" Fiona sat down and shrek did after her, "Shrek, wanna smash?" Fiona said and Shrek was all like "Nah fam gotta respec females". And then Fiona died
