i was feeling hungry one day then i was thinking about what i could eat and a thought popped into my head! 'oh i bought 5 cans of chickpeas earlier today' so i layed them down soft and gentle, suppressing my overwhelming urge to devour them on the spot. i doused them in salt and garlic, letting the divine scent drift into my nostrils. i moaned. i slid them smoothly into the oven, allowing the heat to penetrate them. there would never be a better snacc. never. then my back door opens.
"zayn! what in the world are you doing here in this godly hour?"
"i smelt de chickpeas mate"
"th-these chickpeas" i said crouching down to look at my snacc being cooked by the book. zayn walks closer.
"yes, these" he says taking the chickpeas out of the oven slowly while licking his lips.
"what are you doing?! they're not done yet!"
"they don't to be done for this" he looks at me and winks while carefully picking up one of my scrumptious chickpeas and placing it on his tongue. "mmmmm" he moans.
"a-are they good?" i ask nervous, knowing what will happen next. zayn picks up another chickpea, this one clearly covered in garlic, and feeds it to me. "wow" i moan, "it's almost like they're better when you feed them to me" i say blushing.
"here" he says, "have another".
"no." i stop him. i place my hand on zayn's shoulder and lead him to the couch. "stay here" i say. i slowing walk back to the kitchen, making sure he sees the cake if you know what i mean. i grab the chick peas and walk back to zayn seeing him with his head on his hand laying down on the couch in ready position. "that's my man" i whisper to myself.
"are you ready?"
"o-oo" he answers knowing the password to my heart. i make my way over to him, chickpeas in hand and place his head on my lap. one by one i feed him all the chickpeas with him moaning and getting bigger with each bite.
we were both exhausted and sweating by the time we finished our midnight snacc. zayn smacked the cake then said "thanks baby." oh how i love that accent. he then leaves to write his new single, chickpea talk.
