Once upon a time there was a boy named Marcus who was so sexy and always acts like he is on his man period. He is dating a girl named Noeli. Who also always acts like she is on her woman period. They were so perfect for eachother that they started slapping eachother every Wednesday because of a holiday they made up called MOTHAFUCKING SLAPDAY WEDNESDAY! One day it went to far that Marcus slapped Noeli so hard she said "Ouch". 2 minutes later Marcus was bit by Edward cullen. That made him even more sexy so he married Kim Kardashian. One day after there wedding, they divorced because Kim's ass took up all the space in the house so he moved out and went back to his old town to be with Noeli, but Noeli completely disapeared off the face of the earth. Marcus was so pissed off, he killed the whole population of purple pineapples, making them go extinct. 500 years later, Marcus became such a sexy nerd vampire he killed everyone.
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Basically the whole entire story is about my girlfriend @xAwesome_Allyx not talking to me for a while C:
