Hetalia jokes,puns and pickup lines

Rochu

Russia:SWIGGITY SWOOTY IM COMING FO THAT BOOTY

China:BACK OFF I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND HELLO KITTY ON MY SIDE!!!!

Russia:I'll give you chocolate and hello kitty stuff

China:DEAL

Authors note:3
Thank you for reading this I will make another one on anime jokes,puns and pickup lines :3
-Lauren