Donald Trump was finished watching all the hate videos on himself and was boRED. So he decided to Search up BTS after being recommended them by Obama. Donald clicked on the first video he saw,
BLOOD
SWEAT
AND
TEARS.
"NAE PI TTAM NUNMUL" Jimin screeched. Donald quickly pauses the video and questions life.
"wat te fuq is this" Donald questions,
"I didn't ask for any of this chinese shit"
He then continued the video and stared at the people individually. They were great dancers , they were Chinese, they were somehow beautiful. Donald stared at them all dancing and hip thrusting. The person who caught his eye was the person who hit dem high notes, the one with grey hair.
He then googled.
'Grey haired dude, bTS'
And saw pictures of the man, he was called Jimin. Donald was turned on by Jimin and kissed his laptop screen.
Donald then went back on YouTube and watched like every BTS video and was confused cause the grey haired dude had orange hair in another , then red, then black. Then PINk. Donald couldn't handle this.
He looked at the comments saw loads of words he didn't know. Like, oppa, sarang, OMO , aish, kamsahamnida, etc etc.
"This isn't chinese. Chinese is that weird writing thing. What the fook is this" Donald questions. He then googled the words and they come up in Hangul,
"Oh they are saying Chinese- WHAT THE FOOK"
Donald then started saying those words to fit it with the rest of them army's.
He was pretty hip.
Donald was really confused by the fact they were a chinese boy group, but was in south Korea.
Donald despised Korea , mainly North Korea because of the man known as
KIM
Jong
UNNNNN.
He was a hoe.
Anyway , Donald went back to staring at photos of Jimin and saw he was pretty Thicc. He would love to tap that ass.
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FanfictionK.JU+D.T+P.JM Kim Jong Un x Donald Trump x jimin Donald watches his first Kpop video, BTS Blood, Sweat and Tears, And he gets turned On by Jimin. Donald Trump then books a plane for South Korea... But gets the wrong plane... Watch as Donald Trump D...
