pretend

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this one was cute too

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and unesay over sharing a room, they she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,...'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied ' just for tonight, let'spretend that we're married.' Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. 'get your own fucking blanket.' After a moment of silence, he farted. THE END

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