Love Tags
Hello. Welcome.
Before you read I think you should know, that the tale that I am about to tell is 50% true. My name is real and so is my partners. It all took place 60 years ago. In 2010.
I met someone special and I think all tales begin with once upon a time or let's look back...
But this is 2070! Screw that!!
So it all began with a call and ended well... You'll figure that out later.
So sit back, relax and eat a cookie. No one is watching...
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'This is hot 99.5 don't go away.'
Mmmm....
'SHES A SUPER FREAK, SUPER FREAK! SHES SUPER FREAKY!!'
"Hello??" I said sleepily into the phone.
"Are you awake?? WAKE UP IT'S TIME FOR SCHOOL!!!!!" My best friend screamed into the phone.
"That's crap and you know it! It's summer duh"
"Well you promised me you would go to the mall with me. Please???"
Pause
"Ill gives you a cookie..."
Silence
"Please?"
"Fine" I grumbled
I quickly held the phone away from my ears so I wouldn't go deaf.
"YAY!!!! OK SO I'LL BE THERE SOON!"
There was a pause then she continued.
"If your not up... I'll cut you. OK bye!!"
Um... I'm not to sure how I feel about that but... Yea...
I quickly jumped up out of bed and made my way to do the morning routine.
Get up
Get dressed or shower
Eat
Brush teeth
Take medicine
Slip shoes on and leave.
That's basically it. And here I stood at my sidewalk waiting for my best friend to save me from becoming a bacon strip.
When she arrived in her brothers Ferrari I grimaced.
"What did you do to him this time."
She looked sheepish as she answered, "I locked him in the basement... He wouldn't give me my keys so I took his."
"Why...?"
"I don't know... I was born that way?"
I simply shrugged and got into the black knight Ferrari.
Sarah's brother is THAT into batman... Yep.
When we got to the mall I noticed where Sarah was heading instantly.
Vladimir's Secret. Let's just say Victoria's secret was she had a brother who's 21 and his name is Vladimir. I know what Vlad's secret is... But that shall remain a secret.
When we got inside, the whole place was decked out in a beach theme.
"Hello!!!! Welcome to Vladimir's Secret! Where a woman can be Sexy and Free. Want a flyer?"
