Divergent last Friday night parody
Will: last Friday night
Tris: I jumped off onto a net
Four: I through knives right at her head
Edward: I got stabbed in my bed
Eric: ahahahahahaha
Al: I smell like sage and lemon grass
Molly: tris kicked me in the ass
Peter: I am scared of being last
Uriah: this Friday night
Lynn: do it all........again
