IT Ship One-Shot Book

What The FUCK Richard

~PAIRING: Richie x Eddie, with some side Stan x Billiam~

~Modern AU/High School AU~

~SWEARING, INAPPROPRIATE JOKES, AND FLUFF~

~BOLD IS EDDIE, BOLD AND UNDERLINED IS RICHIE, UNDERLINED IS STAN, ITALICS IS BILL, ITALICS AND BOLD IS BEN, ITALICS AND UNDERLINED IS BEVERLY~

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   It was a cold Saturday morning of winter break; the first day off, and Edward Kaspbrak still felt like school had its gross hands wrapped around his neck. The small boy was still laying in bed, staring at the old peach colored ceiling of his house. It was around 9:30, and Eddie was contemplating going back to sleep.  Until his phone on the bedside table went off.

Losers- New from Dickard :

Good morning my favorite sluts, let's do something.

Eddie rolled over and grabbed his phone, read the new message, and groaned inwardly. He seriously didn't want to do anything today.

I'm never leaving my house, so count me out, asshole. Eddie sent his reply, rolling over onto his back once more and sighing. 

Ah, my darling Spaghetti man is up~ and why won't you leave your humble abode, may I ask?

Richie you woke me up.

Stanny! I'm happy that I could be your alarm clock, bird brain

I'm not leaving because I don't want to

Hm, fair enough Eds

Eddie sighed, closing his eyes for a moment as the group chat went on and on. Stan made up an excuse, something that had to do with going over to Bill's, which triggered Richie to reply with "Remind Bill to use protection." Which then triggered Stan to actually leave the chat till Richie added him back. The others must be busy, or still asleep, which is what Eddie wanted to be doing.  He picked his phone back up, in time to see a new text from Richie, on their own two-personed messages.

Since you won't come to me, I'll come to you. Simple solution!

Richie I swear to God if you come to my house I will kill you

How? You're like,, 6 inches tall

Eddie snorted and frowned slightly.

I'm 5'2 and a half, thank you very much

Whatever you say Spaghetti Man,  I'll be over in 10

And that ended the conversation. Eddie rolled off his bed, he might as well look decent for his dark haired friend. No matter what, Richie never seemed to listen to anything anyone said to him. Eddie wouldn't admit it, but that's one of the smaller reasons why he loved Richie. Around 7th grade, Eddie realized he'd never really found an interest in girls, he found himself falling for the Trashmouth himself. 

  Once Eddie thought he looked a bit more presentable, and after he unlocked the front door (Eddie always left it unlocked if he knew Richie or the others would be coming over) he flopped back down onto his bed. His mother was running errands, which he was thankful for.