1/30/18
•spend time discussing that new Drake lyric about mama and bed.
•teacher pulls children aside to a skit about wasting water because Ryan does Jamaican accent well.
•were back to Drake, Daniel is upset. War is upon us.
•ms.B. asked me to read a poem she wrote for her recently deceased friend.
•mrs B. asked what stage of prefanancy Ryan is at.
•ms.B. called "her favorite Daniel" to do something. We have 2 Daniel's...
•Daniel's writing on the board. Teacher doesn't give a fuck.
•Ethan M. Is running around the room with a necklace in his hair yelling, "I am an apple bread god, fear me." In French. Ms.B. doesn't care.
•Kids are playing quadratic factoring hangman. The teacher guessed, "I am a baby mama". She was wrong.
•Spent 10 minutes talking about how she ate chicken wings last night.
•I heard a kid say "I have ADD and I'm not afraid to use it."
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weird things in my math class
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