A Fucking Lawyer

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"YOU LEFT WHAT?" Alex was yelling at me for leaving the weapon behind. "I'm sorry, I just forgot it," I told him. After that, we just headed home.

They at home now

"What did I tell you?" Alex was still talking, don't get me wrong I love his voice, but it can get annoying. " You told me to double-check every time," I said. Alex looked just about done with me so, I did what I do best, I started crying.
" I-I I'm so-sorry! I w-was try-trying to help!" Yeah, I nailed it. "Sorry won't cut it this time princess; this is the second time, one more and you're out baby," Alex was now just looking at me. I just wanna leave. "Well, I'm so-sorry. I J-just wa-ant to h-help!"I told him, just great. I walked out of our bedroom, I'm sleeping on the couch today.

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The cops are outside, we are witnesses. I don't know who the suspect is, but it sure as hell ain't me. I just look out the window and I see, HOLY FUCK IT'S SAMUEL AND K.G. I'M DEAD. Okay, calm down Elizabeth, just don't go outside and we good. Wait I'm a witness... nooooo. Samuel was Renee's husband, K.G. almost killed me and I almost killed him. I will just wait in here until I am called.
"BETTY A CERTAIN SAMMY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU" I hear someone tell me. Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
I quickly ran to the door to see Samuel in horrible shape glaring at me. "I know it was you, Betty," Samuel tells me. "We found a pocket knife at the crime scene, no fingerprints were found but it's a one-of-a-kind. Do any of you know anyone who could have owned it?" K.G. asks.
"No I don't, but I can tell you this, at the time of the murder, you said around 6? At around 6 we were at our friend's place so there is no way we could have been there. Surely you have checked the footage from that night and found that we were not present." I hear Alex lie from behind me. He sounds so real, I just love him.
"You can call our friends, Lafayette and Herc . . . his boyfriend, we were with them all night. May I ask why you are interrogating us? I have told you everything and there is no reason for you to come to us in the first place, so why are you here?" Alex somehow managed to sound so real that I hardly knew if he was lying, he was. I swear this man could convince you to buy sand at the beach. "Liar, you filthy liar, I know it was you, your Betty has that same knife! It was you it has to be you. I will kill both of you for taking killing her!" Samuel threatens.
"Excuse him he's just not thinking, you know with the death of his wife and everything. I'm sorry to bother you, gentlemen, have a nice day." K.G says.
They both get in the car, with little Sammy yelling at us and drive away.
I turn to Alex.

"Thank you, babe, you saved me again. How do you even come up with those lies?" I asked my boyfriend.
"Baby, I love you, I had to. Remember, one more time and you're out. And, you're forgetting that I'm a fucking lawyer."

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A/N
Word count: 593
Hello my loves, sorry for not updating this story, it just takes a whole to edit the chapters. School has been horrible, my home is more a house, but you know how it go.
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