Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
