I sat on a table, my legs crossed as well as my arms while I eyed the room around me while Haruhi ran out to get some groceries on a list Kyoya Ootori gave her. And I've soon realized they think Haruhi is a guy, which just makes me laugh more than before - on the inside though.
I'm not allowed to laugh in public, I need to keep up an image of being that weird girl who stares everyone who glances at her down.
"How are you fairing?" I didn't respond to Kyoya Ootori until he glanced at me.
"I'm fine, and you?"
"I'm fine."
We looked at each other, blank faced and calculating until I tilt my head and smirk. "You know Haruhi isn't a guy, don't you?"
"It is on her record. I am curious to why you are watching the club."
"I like to protect my family. Why are you talking to me?"
He silently stood there before walking away and I continued waiting for Haruhi. "Hana-chan?" Blinking I looked to my right to see Hani-senpi staring at me with wide eyes. "Can you hold Usa-chan for me?"
Staring down at the guy in class 1A I leaned forward. "I think Usa-chan would prefer to stay with you, Senpai. I am sure he would prefer your presence rather than mine, since he obviously enjoys being at your side." I smiled - trying to tell myself that the guy is way older than me and not one of the kids I use to baby sit.
He stares up at me for a while before I leaned back and stared at the . . . guests being . . . entertained.
"Piglet?" My eyes snapped over to Haruhi and Tamaki Suoh and I eyed them cautiously before I realized he was focused on 'commoners coffee'. And then everyone was. As soon as everyone's attention was captured by the hot beverage I slipped over to a table and quickly stuffed my face with brownies until my cheeks were puffed out.
Turning I walk over to Haruhi and Kyoya, only to have them look at me, Haruhi sweat dropping. "Whaf?" I say, trying to speak through the brownies.
"Is that the club's food?" I shook my head and pointed to my chest. "Your food?" Kyoya asks, his glasses flashing at me as I nod. "Hmm . . ."
Swallowing I puckered my lips and looked at Haruhi. "You good?"
"Yeah." She nods.
"And in order for you to pay off your eight million yen in debt with us, you will act as the Ouran Host Club's dog until you graduate. I'm sorry, I meant our errand boy. You can try to run away if you want to, Haruhi, but just so you know, my family employs a private police force of a hundred officers. By the way, do you have a passport?"
"Great, now we can't do anything illegal." I grumbled.
"You're going to have to work hard to pay off that debt, my little nerd-"
"Please don't do that again." Haruhi says uncomfortably.
"Do it again and I'll pound your head in." I say as emotionless as I can to freak him out. He didn't seem to hear me though, to my disappointment.
"You need a makeover, or no girl's going to look twice at you."
I turned and evilly stared at Haruhi, oh I am so not letting this go. "Yeah, well, I'm not trying to get girls to look at me."
"Sadly Senpai, it is true. My twin, Haruhi, doesn't seem all that interested in girl's, sometimes I even think he swings the other way-"
"Hana you are not helping my situation." Haruhi growls while I smirk at her.
