Note: If you like ships, I don't do ships in this story. Sure, I might do a bit of Ladynoir, but it's not the main point.
"Welcome to the Kids+ prime-time interview with Ladybug & Chat Noir! Earlier, Alya Cesaire, creator of the Ladyblog won the competition to get an exclusive interview with Paris' superheroes. We'll be accepting fan questions as well. If you have missed out on this interview, Nino Lahiffe (camera pans over to Nino) will be filming the entire interview for Alya to post on the Ladyblog."
(camera zooms into LB, CN and Alya)
Alya: Before we get into the fan questions, let's play Icebreakers!
**Icebreakers**
Alya: Chocolate, vanilla or strawberry?
CN: Chocolate.
LB: Vanilla. Strawberry is nice, but I prefer it on cakes.
Alya: If you had to pick a place to travel, which one would it be?
LB: China.
CN: China or Australia.
Alya: Besides yourselves, which character from the DC or Marvel universe is your favourite?
CN: The Flash or Scarlet Witch.
LB: Peggy Carter.
Alya: What things would you do if you weren't superheroes?
CN: If it wasn't for my alter ego, I wouldn't be here, you kitten.
LB: Hang out with my friends, actually.
Alya: Enough of Icebreakers. Let's do fan questions instead.
**Fan questions**
Alya: This comes from a fan called "indeed_cheese"
LB: What kind of name is that?
Alya: (has an idk face then calms down) Ok, here's the question:
Do you guys read fanfictions of yourselves (Wattpad, Archive of our Own, etc.)?
CN: They set me up with bugaboo 99% of the time while I don't have good luck with m'lady! (he makes a mocking shock face)
LB: Ugh, the tension... although there are some that are actually nice fanfics.
Alya: Anyways, let's move on. This one comes from...Chloe Burgoeis?!
Chloe: Yeah, Alya. Why did you win that stupid competition anyway? You know, Ladybug is my best friend.
Alya: Suck it up, Chloe, what was your question again?
Chloe: ......
Alya: Next question.
Alya: This question comes from someone in the Ladyblog called lilly_56. Here it is:
Can they tell one word of themselves in their civilian form?
LB: Are you sure about this?
CN: Why not? It's not the end of the world.
LB: Clumsy.
CN: Kind.
Alya: We'll answer some quick questions, then we'll move on to my questions.
The people who sent these questions are from a group called GodsOfShips.
Here's the first question:
What is your favourite thing in the world?
LB: .... (thinks up of a lie).....my pillows. (What a lame lie, Ladybug thought.)
CN: That's easy. It's my croissants.
LB: Does that mean you love croissants more, Chaton?
CN: (mock outraged) No, bugaboo!
LB: I thought so. What would stop you from saying all these puns?
Alya: This is the second question..
What makes you the happiest and why?
(TO BE CONTINUED...)
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