Xenoblade Chronicles 2: The side moments

Heart-2-Heart: Rub-a-Dub-Dub

Beware of Spoilers!!!

Mor Ardain Hot Springs

Morag, Zeke, Rex, Tora, and Dromarch go to the hot springs. The rest of the gang are sleeping in at the hotel downstairs.

Tora: Ah, how Tora missed hot springs... This brings back memories when we first stayed in Mor Ardain.

Rex:-Whispers-You mean a few hours ago in game time.

Tora: You say something Rex Rex?

Rex shook his head and looked back at the empty hot springs. Zeke looked around and scratched his head.

Zeke: Wait is this place Unisex!?

Rex: I don't think so, last time we stayed girls went in different  times than the guys.

Zeke: Damn. It's that sort of system.

Zeke snapped his fingers, but coughed when he noticed Morag's glare.

Tora: Seems like a good time for bath yes?  Well why don't we all jump in and enjoy nice hot relaxation.

Morag: Wait wut?

Morag took a step back at Tora's suggestion. Zeke mouth dropped, Rex face palmed, and Dromarch shook his head. 

Tora: All men here. No need to be to fear nudity. 

Morag: You want all five of us to bathe together?

Tora: Of course yes. Is there a problem?

Tora tilted his neck in confusion. Zeke chuckled and decided to tease Morag a little.

Zeke: There is a problem Tora my boy. You see Morag is lacking a big part from the rest of us guys.

Morag turned to Zeke with murderous eyes. Zeke just grinned and crossed his arms with confidence.  Tora scratched his head at Zeke's answer.

Tora: What is Morag missing?

Zeke: Why don't you ask her.

Morag: I would rather not say.

Tora turned to Rex. Since Tora was looking away from Morag,  She used the moment to punch Zeke in the gut. 

Tora: Rex Rex will you answer what part Morag is missing.

Rex: Why don't you ask Dromarch. He'll answer for you, like when Poppi asked where babies came from.

Dromarch: Well you see Tora, Morag is missing.... You see when boys are born they have a.....-Cough-Cough- Well it seems I am getting ill, its best for me to not speak.

Tora turned back to Morag and noticed Zeke on the ground clutching his stomach. 

Tora: What happened?

Morag: It seems that Zeke got a slight stomach ache.

Rex covered his mouth to hold back his laugh.

Rex:This has to be the most best heart-2-heart moment in the game.  

Tora pressed on Morag to answer. Rex went to talk to Dromarch. Poor Zeke was left to attend his pain. 

Rex: Dromarch, do you really think Tora doesn't know about Morag's a woman.

Dromarch: Yes, it seems Tora doesn't know Morag is a female. Quite surprising considering Tora's vast knowledge in technology.

Rex: Yeah, I wanna answer Tora's question, but this is way to funny to be solved.

Rex: -Whispers- This has to be Shonun level obliviousness. 

Back with Tora and Morag

Tora: Come on Morag, just strip already and jump in hot springs. Tora not have all day.

Morag gave a long sign.

Morag: Tora... I'm a woman.

Tora.exe stopped working.

Rex: finally!!!

Dromarch: Congratulations.

Zeke wheezed in the background, but still gave Tora a thumbs up.

Tora: But that makes no sense considering Morag is the manliest out of the group.

Somewhere a few floors down, Brighid burned her pillow she was using and scared Pandoria and Nia awake.

Rex and Dromarch took a few steps back. Zeke crawled himself away from the massacre that was to occur. Morag took a deep breath and rubbed her temples.

Morag: You know what Tora, fine I will bathe with the group right now. However, I will be wearing my clothes though. Are you happy now?

Tora threw a fist bump.

Tora: Okay, Tora will go tell girls that us guys will be in hot springs for the evening.

Tora ran inside leaving everyone else alone. Morag turned to the rest of the gang with blank  eyes. Each had their own reactions to her stare.

Rex: Why hasn't this heart-2-Heart moment ended? Why does it keep going. I don't wanna die yet!!

Dromarch: Morag please understand that it's not my place to answer such a question about you.

Zeke tried to run away, but Morag used anger to teleport and grabbed Zeke by the shirt.

Morag: I would have accepted Tora asking such a question, but the fact that you guys refused to answer to such a  simple question... I will not tolerate humiliation to myself anymore.

The hot springs was filled with screams and crying(Mostly Zeke). The attendants were to afraid to interfere. Tora returned to a almost dead Zeke, a passed out Rex in the water, and a shaved and burnt Dromarch. Morag and Tora quite enjoyed their bath.