*non muslim family* :
Child: Mum I swear to god I didn't break it
Mum: I SAW YOU WITH MY OWN EYES GO TO YOUR ROOM
Muslim Family:
Child : Mama Wallah I didn't break it
Mama: DO YOU WANT TO EAT MY SHOE I SAW YOU (SWEARS AT YOU IN URDU)
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This is me every time i get in trouble but she chases me around the kitchen with a slipper in her hand
AAHH brown families are the best