Author: Hey guys. My name is YourTypicalOtaku buuut you can call me "THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IN THE WORLD" nah I was-
Sister: Ehem *raises eyebrow* really??
Author: Hey! I was gonna say just joking but you interrupted me.
Sister: Alright, alright sorry yeesh.
Author: Hmph
Sister: I said I was sorry.
Author: Okay.
Sister: I'll buy you Project Loki
Vol. 1 Part 1, Vol. 1 Part 2, and Vol. 2 Part 1.
Author: Really!!!
Sister: Really.
Author: Yess, thank you so much.
*hugs sister while jumping up and down*
Sister: Alright, would you stop hugging me now.
Author: Okay *finally calms down*.
So, where were we again? Oh yeah, you can call me CJ since that's like an acronym for my real name. You can also call my sister ZJ since that again is like a acronym for her real name.
Sassan:*pops up suddenly* hai fifol of da world, braders and sistahs, im a gay unicorn-ish mashed potato that summons lesbian hotdog demons from heaven and I dont like y'all nearing to mayo-san so pls-*slapped*.
Author: Okay I think that's quite enough Sassan. Also what the heck do you mean you don't like people nearing me are you yandere or something?
Sassan: ahm nut im just trying to explain how mayo-san is fragile and should be protected cuz she's clutzy and a cinnamon roll that should be-*another slap*.
Author: I AM NOT CLUTZY *slipped* da heck it wasn't even wet or had a banana or something.
Sassan: oh, gawd sorreh, I didnt remember saying anything smooth haha but that floor should be punished *glares daggers at the floor*.
Author: Are you mental or are you just high on drugs? I mean what are you gonna do to that precious innocent floor.
Sassan: none of the above and yes, I'll demolish that floor asap you're welcome.
Sister: Okay you two it's already time to say goodbye to the readers. I think that's enough randomness for the first chapter.
Author: Wait, I gotta promote Sassans book.
Sassan: Wha n-*mouth covered*
Author: Okay so please rea-*hand bitten* Ouch that hurts you know.
Sassan: *wipes mouth* It was supposed to.
Author: PleasereadWithaSmileit'saKimTaehyungfanfic
Sassan: I told you do not mention mah stories.
Author: Awww come on With a Smile is a good Taehyung x reader, well that's only my opinion. How did you even know what I said?
Sassan:Secret.
Sister: Will you two shut up, I already said say goodbye to the readers. Now do it.
Author:*whispers* Meanie
Sister: I HEARD that.
Author: You were supposed to, I mean you have ears don't you?
Sassan:*suddenly has 3D glasses and a bucket of popcorn, SITTING*
Oooohhhh now this is where it gets good.
Sister: Wha- okay that's it, I won't buy that Project Loki.
Author: It's okay, I can just save money *looks at fingernails*
Sassan: *eyes switching from me and my sister* I'm waiting for the climax.
Sister: Why you B-
Sassan: NO CUSSING!!
Sister: Sorry.
Author: Ha!
Sister: Shut it.
Author: Awwwww don't be mad.
Sister: *ignores*
Author: Alright I'll say goodbye to the readers.
Sister: Hmph good.
Author: *giggles* *sighs* You're such a tsundere sometimes-.
Sister: Am not.
Author: Are too.
Sister: Am not.
Author: Are too.
Sister: Am not.
Author: ARE-
Sassan: *yells* Just say goodbye you two!!
Sister: Alright. See you on the next chapter.
Author: Alright. GUYYS SEE YOU ON THE NEXT CHAPTER. *whispers and nudges* Hey Sassan say goodbye.
Sassan: Oh yea. Bai :v
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Author: *puppy dog eyes* *cute voice* Please tell me if there is a grammatical error or wrong spelling. Pllllleeeeeeaaaaaassssseeee.
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Random Things That I Write (ON HOLD)
Random??????: As the title says these are the Random Things. Enjoy. Also credits to Sassan for the cover. ??????: Really?? ??????: What?! ??????: Nothing.
