Filthy Frank X reader

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"Hey Filthy Frank, how's it going?" You asked.

"I saw a cat get murdered in the street and I got an erection," he answers seductively.

"You're giving me an erection."

His eyebrows wiggle and he lets out an autistic screech you know well: his mating call. Without warning, he melts into his Pink guy form and starts violently thrusting the air. "Gibe de poosi boss!" he wails.

Passerby on the street are crying at the sight of god before them. "Praise him!" They yell. "Fuck him!"

"You want de poosi?" you ask, unzipping your pants.

He nods vigorously, growling and frothing at the mouth before he lifts his head back and makes the loudest moan anyone has ever heard. He then begins waddling towards you, furiously thrusting in your direction. "GIBBE DE POOSI BOSS!!!"

Suddenly, both of your clothes burst off into holy flames and the light of god shines upon you as he reveals his golden cock and sculpted abs.

"How is that gonna fit? It's huge!" You cry.

He screeches before pulling you towards him, and releases and earsplitting scream that makes you feel better. You know he won't hurt you with his huge, holy, shiny, golden dick.

Slowly, you begin to smear shit on his balls and the public licks it up as he releases his milk all over the city.

Everyone drowns in his cum.

THE END.