It Started With A Text Message

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Hi guys! *waves mah hands in the air like a crazy person* Uhm probably I cannot update very often but I’ll try my very best and I’m sooo sorry with that but I assure you when I update I will upload loads of them <3. I am a very poor man who doesn’t have an Internet connection at home, though I had a broadband with me, but the thing is I have to reload it or go outside our house and rent a computer, same thing with the broadband I don’t have any excess money to reload it (aaawww to the poor thing) LOL and my very generous parents will give some of their money. So that’s it :)))))) .

~PRETTY AUTHOR :*

ONE

What a boring day.

 

Once upon a time, in a far away kingdom lives a girl. She is currently sitting on the end of her bed.

SHIT! WHY DID I EVEN START IT LIKE THAT GOD!!!!

Okay, here it is. It’s almost three in the afternoon and I’m bored as fuck here.

ME:

*Le grabs mah laptop and log in to my Twittah account*

“@onedirection, OMFG!!!! CAN’T CALM DOWN HERE CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU xx  WAIT TO SEE YOU"AN'!! CAN' in to my Twittah account*or thing) LOL and my very generous parents will give some of their money. ”

*scrolls*

I can’t help myself from rolling my eyes. Not from annoyance but out of curiosity. By The Way, the One Direction fandom is the best, can’t argue with that. Well, back to the topic I was really wondering how many tweets did One Direction receives a day. You know. But as far as I can see, they receive gazillions of them, not to include the tweet spams each of the boys receive each and every day. Imagine, each and every one of their fans almost tweet to them every single day. Well, almost every second, or every milliseconds maybe and its really kinda funneh. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Speaking of One Direction, Harry is in that band of complete morons including him.

Harry Styles is actually my fucked up BFF FOR LIFE! AS IN FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER ‘TILL THE END OF PI. HAHAHAHA :D As I said, I am bored as fuck here and I can’t handle this shit anymoreeeee!!!! I may die anytime soon coz I’m super duper bored! I can’t stand boredom really. I’d rather get hungry that get me bored like crap in this room!!!

*Le closes mah laptop and grabs mah phone*

“What a boring day.” I huff.

I decided to text Harry. Since, I wanted to text him.

To: OverflowingwithhotnesssexyHARRY

(I laugh at his self conceitedness and huge ego he typed that thing. But continued and type my message.

HARRY HARRYHARRYHARRYHARRYHARRYHARRYHARRYHARRY B).

xx

I sent to him while laughing my ass off.

He replied about two minutes after I sent the message.

From: OverflowingwithhotnesssexyHARRY

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