Tubb, when I think of tubb I think "Jesus , oh Jesus, the messiah came down to save us from ours sins"
tubb oh my dear tubb abs of steeeeeelllll , buns of gold, his blueish brownish greenish hazleish grayish but mostly blue eyes. it doesn't really matter he's just amazing. OHHHHH how much I love that giggling squid.
" I WANT TUBBS BABYSSS IN MEEEE"
I USED TO HATE MY LIFE BUT NOW THAT I KNOW TUBB I NEVER WANT TO DIEEE!!!
texts between u and tubb
tubb:hry bitch
you: OMG
You: sorry I didn't think u would txt me
you: sorry for saying sorry
fucc I sound like a headass I need to stop
3 hours later
tubb: cum ober
it was sad how quick I was respond
you: When
2 more hours
tubb: now bitch
I drove sr8 to his house without hesitation
"take off your shirt"
he said as I walked in the house. I was shock he wanted my Bodie? mine? OMG HE WANTED ME TUBB WANTS ME!
" imma virgin " I exclaimed
"so" he said. I wasn't horny but I'm always horny for tubb
I obeyed his his request I didn't know what I was doing but I felt loved, by tubb, FUCKING TUBBY BOYEEEEE!!!!!!! I had no idea what was going on.
that chubb lord was like having a fresh baget, warm , goes away quick (because you eat it so fast), and can be gross (depending on where you get it).
tubb: you suck
"wat am i doing wrong"
tubb: no u succcc
" wat the hell i ll do almost any thing else"
tubb: i was finna ask you out and be my main pimp hore
"you just want a quickie person dont you you quivering skank!!"
I was so pissed but he was so hot i couldn't resist his offer i want him to be my pimp daddy it would be amazing
"FINE"
so i got some ice cream from the fridge and off went our succing contest
THE FUCKING END BITCHES
