Assmall is love. Assmall is life

CHAPTER 1: Assmall love

I was only 9 years old. I loved Assmall so much. I prayed to assmall every night. My dad walks in and calls me a ghu. I knew he was just jealous over my obsession over Assmall's secret. So I called him a Pas. He slaps me across my ass..mall and sent me right to bed. now my face hurts and it's cold. I feel warmth crawling up my leg. ITS ASSMALL!!!!! IM SO HAPPYYYY! She whispers in my ear. It's all PASKULLIO now. My dad walks in. Assmall looks him straight in the eyes and says "it's all assmall now" she flys out my window and hits a tree and all I hear is I LOVE ASSMALL! I run outside to check on Assmall and she had a triple chiny. I look at the street and I see rangullio assmall is love, assmall is life. Later on I see my tv on. I get confused because I didn't turn it on. I hear car engines and shooting. I see rangullio talking to himself like a ghu. He see's me. He yells in his squeaky rubber ducky voice, "I have more money than you in GTA ". I scream and Assmall myself to think its not real. I got to my toy chest to play with some Legos. I see pascullio playing with my Minecraft Legos. He told me it was beautiful. Pas is love rangullio is life...A year has Passed and I think I found a beaver. I was confused because it was the winter. I realize...ITS ED!!!!She comes to my ear and says "thais ais mah taeth ". She shows me her crazy teeth. It was so long it hit my forehead and gave me an Ed concussion. Ed is love Ed is life. I was walking down the hallway, and I look in a classroom and see a little girl. Wait...thats a boy! It's FERGIE!!!!!!! He comes to me like I did something bad and then he farted. Every body was laughing and he was angry. He said "YOU PIECE OF ŠHĮÑÆÑĮGÅŃŠ!!!" FERGIE GAVE ASSMALL A KISS AND RAN AWAY!! FERGIE isn't love...Assmall is life.👳

CHAPTER 2: Obama care

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