My Name Is The Kreech

        Hi. My name is The Kreech, but you can just call me Kreech. I am a mob on Minecraft. You might be thinking, what? There is no such thing as a "Kreech". Well, there is such thing as a Kreech. I was forgotten, and now you hear my story.

        I'm not hostile, unless you look into my eyes, or hit me. I change colors when my mood changes. When I am blue, I'm friendly. When I'm red, I go into kill mode. I teleport, like an enderman, but I leave behind TNT, and the TNT is immediately set on fire. Notch meant to remove me, but I guess he forgot, or failed to do so. There are only four of us left, and we live below the bedrock in a place called Underland. We moved there, so players couldn't find us and kill us all. We had a fellow Kreech, and his name was Jimmy. Jimmy was a daredevil, and he wanted to go to the surface and meet some players. He met a player named Steve. Steve freaked out when he saw Jimmy, and swung his diamond sword. Jimmy was no more that day.

        Us Kreeches look like mutant spiders with unicorn horns, and twenty legs. As I mentioned before, we change color as our mood changes. The only four Kreeches left are always blue, because we have never had eye contact with players, or have a player hit us. We are happy little Kreeches!

        Thank you for reading! Now you know what lives under the bedrock... :)

        *P.S, none of this is true*