A New Beginning After an Old Ending (tomtord fanfic) (discontinued)

A Drunk Tom (4)

(Tord's POV)
Wow. Tom's apartment has a very strong smell and the floor has bottles all over! Some are cracked and some are full. There are dirty clothes and food all around. Man, this apartment needs cleaning.

Tom: "Don't judge Commie."
Tord: "judge what?"
Tom: "never mind. Just don't touch anything."
Tord: "Ok..."
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Tom: "So you are sleeping on the couch from now on."
Tom says as he points at the couch. There are dirty clothes and chip bags on the couch. Gross.
Tord: "can I just tidy your house a bit?"
Tom: "no. You are not going to. I like my house the way it is."

Tom gets his Smirnoff from the corner of the kitchen and takes the lid off and drops the lid on the floor and starts chugging it. Soon, after a few chugs, he becomes drunk.

Tord: "Tom! You can't live like this!"
Tom: "YES hic* I CAN. What are yo-hic*. My mom?"

Tom stomps to his room and lays on his messy bed and start to drift away to slumber.

Tord: "What am I going to do with you."I mumble
I start to collect his dirty clothes and put it in a green plastic basket I found in the corner of his living room. I finally collected it all and placed it in the washing machine. After that, I carefully sweep the glass shards from the cracked Smirnoff bottles. I throw the empty ones away. I put the chips in the cabinets and got the crumbs and threw that away too. I found a cinnamon scented Febreze spray bottle and sprayed the whole house.

The house wasn't too clean but, it was better than before. Oh well.

I should tell my dads (Pau and Pat) what's happening right now. I went outside of Tom's apartment and starts dialing Pau's phone number. Ring ring.

(I used google translate so if the language isn't 100%, blame google not me.)

Pau: "Hei Tord! Hvordan går oppdraget? (Hello Tord! How is the mission going?)"
Tord: "Ganske bra pappa! Dette kan være vanskeligere å få Toms tillit, men jeg vil lykkes! (Pretty well dad! This might be harder to gain Tom's trust but, I will succeed!)"
Pat: "HI TORD! Hvordan går vår lille solstråle? (HI TORD! How is our little ray of sunshine going?)"
Tord: "PAPPA! Du vet hvor mye jeg hater den sangen. (DAD! You know how much i hate that song.)"
Pau: "Hvis du mislykkes dette oppdraget igjen, vet du hva som vil skje. (If you fail this mission again, you know what will happen.)"
Tord: "ja far. (Yes father.)"
Pat: "Ha det!! (Bye!!)"
Beep.
I hung up. I don't have a second in command but they are my parents. So they are the ones that usually take care of it when I'm gone.

I go back in and find Tom waiting for me at his kitchen table.
Tom: Toorrrddddd-hic*.
Tord: Ok! You are even more drunk and this isn't a good thing.
Tom: Ttooooorrrrdddd!
Tom moans.
I just ignore it and walk to the couch and watch Return of the Insane Zombie Pirates from Hell 5.
Tom comes over and sits with me. Quite closely... I don't feel like this is going to end well.

I push him to the other side of the couch.
Tord: Can you just let me watch the movie in piece Tom??
Tom: Nnooooooooooo~
Tord: I watch these things in Anime and they don't end well Tom!
Tom: It's hic* finnnee Tordy!~
Tom says as he crawls closer to me.
Tord: .....
I'm blushing really really REALLY hard! My head is now a tomato. I am really flustered.
He gets really close and...

And I'm going to end it here! I am sorry for being gone for a long time. School was getting in the way :( . Welp I'm back!