5 Ways to Annoy Tigerclaw

way #1 - the prey problem

tigerclaw: "mmm...this huge vole will be all mine!"

fireheart: "not so fast! first of all, its against the warrior code to feed yourself before everyone else. so that means its all mine." *grabs the huge vole and eats it* {thinks: opps...}

tigerclaw: "and you think your not breaking the warrior code right now?" *jumps up and scratches fireheart on the back*

fireheart: *runs far away, but finds himself in the shadowclan* "great." *everyone looks at him and seconds  later, starts attacking them*

bluestar: *sees fireheart and scares all the shadowclan away* "fireheart, for breaking the awrrior code, you shall be punished. come with me."

fireheart: "WHAT?? i dont know what you--"

bluestar: *interrupts fireheart* "shut up. yes you do." *bluestar walks and walks until she reaches the cat jail, and she locks fireheart up*

fireheart: "what do i do in this small metal trap?!" 

bluestar: *gives fireheart the smallest mouse in the world* "this is all of your food for your 2 month lock away. have a great time." *turns back and returns to the clan*

tigerclaw: *was stalking them the whole time* "now i need to find another huge vole...at least he won't ruin it this time!" *goes off to find another vole*

tigerclaw:  ~1 hour later~ *is eating a huge vole in the middle of the forest*

bluestar: "what do you think your doing? your getting locked away with fireheart. have fun pooping in their with him."

tigerclaw: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."

bluestar: *lockes tigerclaw in with fireheart* "have fun you 2 best, loving, friends!"

tigerclaw and fireheart: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."