#3: 2/10/18

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A/N: Jsut some stuff to lift my spirits

—Peyton's interactions with Friends:

Freja: WHAT KIND OF BRAIN CELLS DO YOU HAVE?!?!


Peyton and Yness chant: Pink Pajamas, Penguins on the bottom


Peyton: Kathryn.

Kathryn: What?

Peyton: Shut up...


Peyton: I like pictures

Travis:

Travis: I bet you do


*In Peyton's mind*

I can't sneeze

*Looks around the room*

*Travis sneezes*

Thomas: bless you Travis

Travis: thank you Thomas

*again in Peyton's mind*

WHY DOSE TRAVIS GET TO SNEEZE!

Mis T: check under your chars you all get a firearm!


*The entire class yells in happiness*


Mis. T: ...where not going all Easter Sunday Jesus on them...


*Alexa jumps up, with eyes wide and an excited expectation*: You watch 13 Reasons Why?!?

Freja: Yes I love that show!

*Peyton think this is the end of the world to see Alexa so excited*


Peyton: I don't have anything with a title on it

Alexa: Your a 12 year old Bi-sexual girl

Peyton: no. I mean food

Alexa: umm...there's fruits, vegetables, meat, wheat, dairy...

Peyton: ugh never mind


Maggie: Peyton, what if were already dead and this is the afterlife

Peyton: can you put that in my quotes? *and doesn't think of the question at all*


Peyton: I wanna yell...wait I don't wanna yell. Wait, I DON'T KNOW!


Peyton: Look at this beautiful tan *points to the horrible tan on her chest*

*Laci points at her arm* Laci: Nothing can beat this tan

Peyton: I didn't know Apollo was a red head

*Laci and Peyton start to laugh uncontrollably*


Maggie: Print out Alpacas

*Mis. T nods her head in disappointment*


Peyton: Wow there is way to many sad songs today. First it was 'Stay' now this

Mom: Yeah it's almost suicidal

*Peyton burst out laughing* Peyton: I've never herd something more sassy come out of your mouth

Mom: Well you absolutely haven't been listening


Peyton:..I'm not even my fathers favorite!

Anna: Dose he have other children?

Peyton: Yeah, dogs, but there both STUPID!

*after a while after Peyton over reacting*

Peyton: I'm not a favorite of any one!

Freja: *shows Peyton a note* What about Laci?

Peyton:*peyton blushes* Maybe I am a favorite of someone...


Maggie: You know, Peyton, we have something in common, where both going to die alone

Peyton: What?!?


Kathryn: INTERVENE!!!!

*starts wiping her hair around*

*peyton starts singing in her head: I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth*


Kathryn: Peyton...Peyton I fit my whole thing threw the thing


*in Peyton's mind*: Mis. T looks like the inside of and Oreo...


*on a random day of summer*

*Peyton can't sneeze*

Peyton: WHY DOSE TRAVIS GET TO SNEZE

Peyton's Friend: Who's Travis?


Teacher: Peyton what did you do over the weekend?

*thinks 'I can just lie to make it sound cooler'*

Peyton:...I slept


*Peyton and Drew talking about deer*

Drew:...me and my boi Bambi where chilin'

Peyton: you and your boi?

Drew: yeah, me and my boi Bambi where chilin'

Peyton: ok


*Peyton and Yness talking in Baby-ish voices*

Peyton: when you were slapping my little tummy it's sounded like a bongo

Yness: I know


Clare: ...for his sins

Mis. Ellis: But what are his sins?

Peyton: He has children, he must have sinned...

*Mis. Ellis burst out laughing*


*Mr. Downs screams out*: QUIET!!!

*Peyton starts crying out of fear and surprise*

Rachael: Are you ok

Peyton: I don't know

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