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Jenni's POV

        I had just arrived at my party's table, of course Miranda and Nicole were already there, they're always the first ones to get there. They were probably laughing at some really fucked up joke, or maybe they were laughing about the leaked video of this kid masturbating, I don't even know, it was a new thing every day. As I got to the lunch table, Nicole yelled out, "Noooooooo Jennifer, that's Cameran's seat!"

"B-but there's not another seat."

"It sucks to be you then." NiCoLe held up her hand for a high-five but Miranda just looked at her hand with an awkward expression. Then out of nowhere, Satan, live and in the flesh, arrived, "Hey Jennifer get the fuck out of my seat!" Cameran said. I would always say no, but would always get forced to get off my seat and figure it all out.

        Then the second Nikole, had soon arrived. She pulled out a croissant out of her lunch bag and Miranda and Cameran fucking RAN to get at least one piece of her croissant. I had pulled out my veggie straws, trail mix, fruit leather, gummies, and pretzels out. I would usually share my food with Miranda, seeing as she was the least bitchy out of our party in MY opinion. I would also FaceTime her on the weekends, she was like my closest friend in the group.
        After multiple mean jokes were made about me, a school shooter named Alex would soon get to our table and start eating his salad. He was really in love with his croutons. He would then give his salad to Cameran, and she would eat it like a fucking animal like Jesus Christ. Miranda would always point out the fact that she had ranch all over her face, and of course Cameran would call her a bitch, but Miranda gave no fucks because she was better than her.
        Let me tell you about the time I did the dumbest thing in my fucking life. So Nicole and Cameran were doing this really cringey dance and I said "I am not witnessing this!" and put my water bottle over my eyes. The water bottle was empty and clear. What. The. Fuck. Cameran, Nicole, and Miranda started laughing so much oh my god I went through depression. They all ended up falling on the ground from all the laughing. While they were doing that Nikole fell on a chair, and as soon as they approached uS I told them about it in hopes of changing the subject, but of course it didn't work. :((((((((
        After all that happened, Nicole wanted to make a meme of it and post it on her Snapchat. I tried my best to recreate it, but I'm really bad at acting. :( and they ended up laughing at me again. Then the school bell rang, indicating that 5th period was about to start, so we all grabbed our things and were on our ways to whatever classes we had next.

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