Road Trip (Larry Stylinson AU)

Chapter 2- Buying the mysterious sassy craic magnent mobile

Louis P.O.V

I hummed whilst skipping happily into the car dealership. I eyed all the fancy cars and simply turned the other way. Where are the camper vans?!?

"Lou, I need you to stay next to me the whole time yeah? We don't need to be losing you before we even leave the country." Liam lectured me.

"Yeah, yeah. Teves." I mumbled whilst searching for the camper vans.

"Teves?" Zayn questioned my use of slang.

"Yes. Teves. It means whatever. God Zayn, get with it." I sassed.

I heard Harry chuckle and turned to face him before jumping into his arms.

"Hey." I breathed.

"Hi." He smiled back.

"Come here often?" I wiggled my eyebrow suggestively.

He laughed at me before dropping me to my feet, making me pout.

"C'mon Lou, i'm bored. Let's go explore!" Harry whispered excitedly.

"Yes!" I fisted pumped and took Harry's hand in my own before we both snuck off to an isolated and  important looking hallway.

"Oooo, where do you think this leads?" Harry said, studying the black and white walls.

"Camper vans?" I replied, excitedly, jumping up and down.

"Maybe... Let's go see!" Harry cheered before grabbing my hand and racing off down the hallway until we got to the end.

I slowly pushed the door open and saw a group of people gathered around a table in suits.

"This isn't the camper vans!" I pouted and then turned to face Harry who was red in the face laughing.

"What?" I tilted my head to side studying the way his curly hair moved with his laughter.

"T-turn a-around." He laughed and clutched his stomach.

"Whaaaa?" I said facing the people in suits, half of them looking shocked and the other half looking appalled.

"They don't know where the camper vans are!" I through my hands up, "Or do you?" I said turning back to them.

"This is a private meeting sir."  A bald chubby man said whilst glaring at me.

Ohhhh. That's why harry was laughing.

"Well you could've made it more obvious." I placed my hand in my hip in a sassy pose.

"This is a staff only area!" He bellowed.

"Yeah, yeah. Teves. Byeee Mr. Train conductor." I rolled my eyes whilst grabbing Harry's (Who was still laughing) hand and storming out of the room. How rude was that guy? Unbelievable!

Me and Harry made our way back down the corridor slowly.

"Hey Lou?" Harry looked over at me.

"Yes hazza dearest." I replied, fondly.

"I'll race ya to the end of the corridor." He smiled cheekily before sprinting away.

"HEY! No fair!" I called whilst taking off after him, gaining myself a few curious stares of workers.

"Keep working guys. It's nearly the weekend." I winked at them before increasing my speed.

I got right behind Harry and jumped on him right at the end of the corridor and we both went flying to the floor with a loud crash and then an 'ekkkkkkk' as we slide across the tile flooring.

"Oh, i'm fine. I didn't get hurt!" I cheered whilst sitting up.

"Yeah because I took the fall." Harry groaned from underneath me.

"Louis William Tomlinson. What did I tell you about running off?" Liam said, sternfully pointing his finger in my face.

"Well you see-" I started but I was cut off when Harry spoke up.

"It was my fault. Sorry Li." He smiled sheepishly.

"Whatever. C'mon. We've chosen a van. It's gonna be shipped to America and we're gonna get it when we arrive." Liam said, helping us both up.

"We didn't even get to help chose!" I complained whilst pouting.

"Should've thought of that before you ran off." Zayn chuckled and then lost balance as Niall jumped on his back.

"Yeah guys." Niall stuck his tongue out at us.

"Put that tongue where it belongs before I rip it off." I growled, playfully.

"That rhymed! See Lou, that's why you write our songs!" Harry grinned, showing his adorable dimples.

"Ahahah yeah right. Remember the time he spent three hours trying to find a word that rhymed with orange?" Niall laughed hysterically, still on Zayn's back.

I pouted and crossed my arms over my chest.

"C'mon you group of delinquents, let's go back to the flat." Liam said rolling his eyes, fondly. He then added "Hey guys?"

"Yeah?" We all responded.

"Can we name the van?" He asked

"Fuck yeah!" I screamed and an old women gave me a disapproving look so I stuck my tongue at her and walked off, leaving her shocked.

"What about the mystery machine?" Zayn asked.

"The Craic daddy." Niall suggested.

"The pussy magnet?" Harry chuckled.

"Really Harry?" I groaned.

"Hell yeah" He fist pumped. I rolled my eyes at him.

"The sass wagon!" I shouted.

"I was thinking the batmobile..." Liam mumbled.

"Hmmm..." I thought, "What about the mysterious sassy craic magnent mobile?" I suggested.

"Yeah!" The boys agreed and with that settled, we set off home.

******************************************

Thanks for reading buttmunchers!