Eric" babe I'm home". Eric's body makes a floor creaking noise walking through the door .
Kyle is seen laying on the couch.
" babe . We've talked about this . You can't sit in the same spot on the couch anymore", Kyle murmurs.
"I honestly don't know what your talking about". Eric says in a fake innocent voice.
" Eric your ass made a dent in our couch , the springs are shot and we are going to need a new one". Kyle says watching the tv.
" hmmm maybe it was all the food I ate yesterday", Eric said still using the voice.
" dude it's the fucking food you've ate for the past 20 years". Kyle says turning to look at Eric . He's in the fridge.
Eric just shrugs walking over to sit next to Kyle . " well then a new couch it is . Maybe we won't get the new one dirty this time".
Kyle looked slightly offended. " that was not my fault the condom slipped off".
Eric gives a slight smile . " sureeee".
Kyle slaps his arm.
" oooohooohoo babe don't be so rough". Eric says.
Kyle hits his arm again . Eric just laughs.
Kyle stops and pouts .
"Babe you know I love you". Eric says putting his arm around Kyle . Kyle calms down and puts his head on Eric's chest.
A few minutes pass of silence while the tv plays .
" so you know it's a special day". Eric says .
Kyle looks confused and turns to look up at Eric .
" you think you could do that kfc gravy thing?". Eric says .
" DUDE COLONEL SANDERS BIRTHDAY IS NOT A SPECIAL DAY". Kyle says slapping Eric's laughing stomach . His fat made the strike defective.
