The Great Adventures of Snake and Jordan

The Bounty for the Booty

It was a crisp spring night, the gentle breeze blew inside of the bar that Jordan was drunkenly sitting in. "wHERE'S MY BLOODY WINE YOU WHORE?!" Jordan exclaimed that the ginger across from him. "IF I DON'T GET MY BLOODY WINE IN THE NEXT FIVE SECONDS, I'LL EAT YOUR A-" Jordan would then fall out of his chair and hit his head. "Jordan, stop being gay." Snake was sitting a few seats down. "I'm just going to leave the-tHEN" Jordan would push himself up and walk out of the bar, Snake would follow him a few seconds later. Jordan would spot a thot, but Snake would prevent him from slaying the thot, something wasn't right. "Wait! That's my target." Snake would exclaim, Jordan looking back in shock, could Snake dare protect a thot?! "Which one, the thot or the filthy nigger?" Jordan would ask. "The filthy nigger!" Snake would exclaim as he marched forward towards the filthy ODer, he was cloaked in his box while charging towards him. He would jump out of his box and leap towards him, but his target, Jack, kept walking towards the Elven Forests. "GET BACK HERE!" He would exclaim. Jordan eventually walk towards the thot. "Hey baby, wHAT'S YOUR NAME?" The thot would look back in shock. "My name is Sita, I am merely a shopkeeper." Snake knew what was up, he saw the orange glow in Sita's eyes, she was a vampire! He was sent to slaughter these horrid creatures, the mere fact that someone like her, even appearing somewhat calm and peaceful, was actually a disgusting beast who feasted on human blood. "Your eyes, is something wrong with them?" The lady would appear somewhat startled. "Oh! No, it's nothing." Snake would stare at their eyes. "But anyway, do you know that man by the name of Jack, is he your friend?" The lady would look to the ground, but look back up at Snake. "We're more than friends." Snake was shocked, he knew what he had to do. The lady eventually walked back up to her home, and Jordan followed.  Loud screams could be heard and Sita ran out of the home, Jordan still following. Jack walked back towards them. "Sita?! Where are you are you alright?" Jack inquired. "Stop! You are wanted under the law!" Snake exclaimed towards Jack, Jack had a terrified expression upon his face. "Wanted for what?" Snake would pull out his swords, Holding them towards his throat. "Wanted to die, for being a vampire." Snake would throw his blades toward the air, and he began to slash them down. "No!" Sita exclaimed, but it was too late, Snake cut off Jack's head, it was over. "Ma'am, you're coming with me for your crimes." Snake would grab Sita by her arm and he drug her to the castle, locking them in the dungeon. Snake and Jordan walked out of the room satisfied with their job well done, they would receive the payment for that bounty any day now. But in the middle of the night, a Dark Prince rescued Sita, and made her his Princess. He stole Snake's kingdom in the middle of the night, Snake had lost everything.