The truth about lies...

Peter Pan?????

Eva and i, were watching Insidious. We really are into horror movies and we have not much interest in chick flicks. Call us tomboy We don't give a damn. Anyways i should admit that i'm not girly... That's the first thing you realize when you hang out with us. I mean one day we both punched a guy right in the face ready to start a fight and that is so unlady like.

No i was not scared unless you forget about the countless number of times i screamed my mom's name and swore in different unexisting languages at the stupid characters.

Like seriously you feel that your life and family is haunted and heard a weird noise from the cupboard? Good at least you know you're not deaf but, in any case, you do NOT go check if there's a ghost in there because it would be suicide...

However, surprisingly, most of the time i would laugh at how ridiculous the demon looked (No offense red guy).

And a good laugh was all i needed right now.

Bang!

Something that was most likely to be a vase or a glass broke to pieces. The noise was from the kitchen.

To make things better, we had switched off the lights everywhere before starting the movie. How cool does that sound, huh?

To conclude, Eva and i were stuck in a huge house, in the dark, home alone, with a serial killer, while the scary movie was still on. This is the end.

We remained silent..duh... For your information i don't wanna die!!!

"Should we go and check?" Eva whispered really slow.

"Do you wanna die?" I answered. She shook her head quickly with a funny expression on her face. If we were not in such a situation, i would have laughed at her so much that i might have ended suffocating. But it's not a good time.

"B-but... we-we... c-can't...s-s-stay here... like... th-this" She stuttered.

"I know... But don't count on me to go there..." I said looking around the living room to see if there was anyone else out here.

"What if the person comes here to kill us???" She asked fearfully.

Good question. We were not safe in the house but the main problem was the darkness. I stood up from where we were on the floor.

Bang!

This time the noise was in the room, on our left. Eva instantly pulled me back to the ground and i fell on my knee. Eva just saved my life. What if he had a gun i would have been dead. Fortunately, I was not hurt and it did not make much sound. We crawled towards the couch and hid behind it.

We heard footsteps approaching us dangerously as we held each other tighter than ever.

"Thank you..." I muttered to Eva. If i was gonna die, i had to thank the person that was there for me through bad times.

"For what?" She asked.

"Being my best mate and saving me earlier..."

"You're welcome.... And the reason i pulled you was because if he had spotted you, he'd have also seen me and i would have also been dead sooo... yeah" She answered coolly.

WTF????

"Seriously?" I asked.

"Just kidding. You really are hot tempered my friend"

"NANANANA I'M A BIRD!!!!!! FLY!! I CAN FLYYYY!!!! LET'S GO PETER.... LET'S FLY TO WONDER LAND MR. PAN!!!!!!" A clearly manly drunk voice shouted.

Greg.......

We stood up and i took out my phone to get some light. Eva turned on a lamp. Wait that sounds so inappropriate. I meant switched on a lamp.

And what we saw took everything we had to try not to laugh.

Gregory was there moving his arms up and down, his eyes closed, pretending to fly. And i think he was imagining Peter Pan because he was somehow having a discussion that went like:

"Peter!!!! Wait for meeee!!!! We are BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE!!!! WE'RE GONNA FUCK BITCHES IN WONDER LAND!!! YAAAY!!!!!! COME ON....."

And as i'm the greatest sister in the world i recorded the scene.

Man, that would have done such a hit on the net.

Oh God....

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Author's note:

I was laughing and writing this chapter.... Anyways guys thank youuuu for reading and thanks for the nice comments Love y'all!!!!

Peace

And

Love

My friends

;)

-Jess