Perfect

Almost perfect...

I went to the detention, that's right, my 12th time in detention. Hooray! And do you want to know who made me be in detention for the 11th time? Yep, that's right, you guessed it! 

The one and only... MELANIE!! I think I'm gonna clap for her, I'm clapping for Melanie in the detention as I see her laughing at me through the window. "SSSH!!!" The detention lady shooshes me. But I can't 

I cried, then after I hear more laughter, you can hear it through the thick glass. "SSSH!" The detention lady yells. It's not really shooshing. She thinks I'm the one making the laughter sounds, but it's NOT ME.

"Detention lady?" I ask, wiping off my tears. "Zip it!" She yells. I burst into tears, this time loud. She doesn't care. Then after a while, she asks. "What is the problem, you ugly student!?" .........................

O.M.G Did she say that... She's a young lady.... she's about 25 or so.. but did she just.... wait no, oh no, no,no.

I smile at her, I can't wait to tell the principal, the detention lady is going to get FIRED! 

"Nothing," I say innocently. "Good," She answers and returns to her seat.

At the end of detention, I skip and smile and think of all the wonderful things that could happen.

my parents could come

She'd talk with the principal

My parents will scare her

I will scare her

My brother would scare her

She's going to court

GET FRICKEN FIRED

and have a lovely life.

I tell everyone in the school, mistake? NO. Mistake?... wait... yep... big ... mistake. Teacher's pet told the teacher. And now people have made a sign to stop GOSSIP. It's called the GOSSIP POST. They've actually put my picture on that. I do not want my picture on that, before I could yell at the girls putting on the picture. A girl yells. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? DONT YOU KNOW YOU HAVE DETENTION, THE DETENTION LADY IS WAITING FOR YOU!!!..... retard," The girls putting my picture up laughs.