"BIG GAYYYYYYY, dinner is ready!" Prophet Isaiah yelled. "IM COMMING SONE" Big Gay yelled back, everybody made their way to the big dinner table. "MUST WE SAY OUR EVENING PRAYER?" Pukashell proclaimed. "Yes of course!" Prophet Isaiah barked. "Everyone join in" Big Gay screeched. "Christ be with me, Christ within me, Christ behind me, Christ before me, Christ to comfort and restore me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me, Christ in quiet, Christ in danger, Christ in hearts of all that love me, Christ in mouth of a friend and stranger."
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All six lovers eventually fell asleep after stuffing their faces with an inhuman amount of pork roast. Big Gay eventually woke up in a pool of sweat after suffering from a terrible nightmare, "hello?" He asked in a wary voice. "WhAt!" PukkaShell whisper screamed "it smells like up dog in here" Big Gay whispered in the dark, to which PukkaShell responded "what's up dog?". "Nothing much what's up with you" Big Gay wheezed while laughing profusely. "Your not funny" Pukka shell was unamused; Just then Cozbo Baggons barged in with a look of shook upon his face. "The bird has spoketh" Cozbo said in a modest voice. "WhAt BiRd?!!?" They yelled in unison. "THE BIRD!" He screamed. "WHATS WITH ALL THE RUCKUS I AM TRYING TO SLEEPETH" Prophet Isaiah said with his booming voice as he walked into the oversized bedroom. "Sorry bub" Bachariahs said from the corner of the room.
END OF PART ONE!
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The Pukka Shell Prophecies
FanfictionLong long ago there lived a prophet named prophet Isaiah and his BIG pet Holy Horn. They lived in a beautiful mansion along with polyamorous partners Big Gay, Pukashell, Jezuhz, Baharias, and Cozbo Baggons. They were living a more than perfect life...
