My life at school I guess!!

Late for school!!

"Hey baby. You are looking very hot today", Mr. LongdiqqeStyle, Chaniqqa's math teacher, said. He was pounding her hard and it was very hot.
"Thanks daddy (-:", Chaniqqa said, excited and wettedly.

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>oh no!!! It looks like Chaniqqa's alarm's gone off!! But she's sleeping through it!!!

"Woah what is that????", Chaniqqa said.
"Nothing my sexie just stay there", Mr. longdiqqestyle, Mathedly. "Ok!", Chaniqqa said moistedly. "Yeet!" Said mr.longdiqqe style.

* Five hours later *
>look! She's waking up!!

"Wh-wuh??" Chaniqqa said. She was in the hospital!!!!! A doctor was stabbing her with vaccines!! "Get the fuck off of me!!!" Chaniqqa screeched like really loud and the doctors eardrums burst into flames and shit!!!! He died!!!
She stole a XL Lularoe leggings from the ground (she's really thicc) and an xxs MCR sports bra (eating just isn't really her thing /: ) and ran out!!! She hijacked an ambulance and drove all the way home. She checked her phone which she stores at all times in her bra (she's a weird crazy disgusting girl!!! Tag ur fellow bestie disgusting girls!!!! XD) and it was 11:27!!! (She slept for 5 hours meaning that she has to get up at 6am and class starts at 8am so she was like Uber late!!!! (No not the company lol it's a Yurpean word XD)
And she dropckicked the door and ran to her room and grabbed her school plastic bag! And then her mom said "Chaniqqa wyd here!!! We thought you were dead!!!" And Chaniqqa she said "can't talk I'm late!!" Got back in the ambulance and drove to school, Rotisserie hills high. She almost crashed, but she didn't!! (-: she got out and straight up like RAN to her AP world history class!!! But that was the first class of the day and she'd missed! It!! So she checked her schedule and she had AP Bio!!!!!!! She ran in (5 mins late ): ) and sat down while the teacher was talking. She tried to lay low since he would get very mad if he knew she was so late like wow!!! And then when she took out her pencil she realised there was a test that day!!! Her life was like crazy!!!!!
Question 1: what is the powerhouse of the cell?
a) Ghhhhh b) hhaahaggaagagagah c) *entire bee movie script* d) Yyyyyyyyyyyyiii

"Wh-wut??" She didn't know this shit!!! She cheated to get into this damn hs anyways!!!!
But she perseveer'd and finished the test in the 50 mins left in class like the #girlboss she is!!! Wow!!!
> omg I totally wouldn't be able to do that!! Wow!!! So smart!! OOOO:

Anyway since it was a half day class finished at 12 so she walked sassily out. The ambulance was still there and there were CIA agents lookin suspicious but she just grabbed her bff Kayliee's backpack and put it over her head and walked away!! And then she gave it back to Kayliee and they went to get Açai bowls together!! Lmao XDD