Sans x reader Oneshots

Valentine's Special {Fluff}

Carnival Day

(Y/n)'s POV

Snickering as Sans once again "wins" at a game I roll my eyes. The booth sign says no magic so of course, Sans pulled a lawyer and back up a bit throwing the ball with magic making the magic dissipate before entering the booth. A judge my ass, the sneak knows more than he lets on. And once again I'm handed a plush. Oh, my Gaster. I can't help the happy feeling flooding me. Sans really does pamper me too much.

"You okay, (N/n)?" Sans asks dropping his hand to his side. Nodding I beam.

"Thank you, Sans!" I laugh. Too many plushies? Never! Just... I can only carry so much. We've already made 3 trips to the car. Heh. Sorry, Sans. There go our paychecks.

"Sorry about the paycheck," I whimper as we walk to a food stall. Yeah. I want some cotton candy. I swear I'm just a little kid, but Sans still likes giving me these little dates to enjoy. I can't help but smile the entire time with him, kinda like Paps. Wow. That was hard to admit.

I sit down on a bench munching silently on the cotton candy, Sans has procured another ketchup bottle and is downing it. Shaking my head I stifle a small laugh.

"What?" He asks.

"What is it with you and ketchup? Is it like beer to you?" I joke. Sans nods surprising me.

"Sorta. I guess you could say that. It has the same effects as beer but it's still ketchup," Sans explains. Blinking at least twice I'm stunned.

"Didn't expect that answer. There wasn't even a pun," I mutter. Sans chuckles and I shake my head.

"Want to go to Grillby's after this?" I ask. Sans smiles and throws the ketchup bottle in the trash can along with the cotton candy stick. Grabbing Sans hand I then stand up pulling him along.

"Come on! Let's go see if the Zipper line has dwindled down!" I cheer. I can almost hear Sans trying to upchuck his ketchup beforehand. I start breaking down in laughter, tripping as I run. Oup! Oup! Fuck! Raising my hands is the air I continue laughing.

"I DIDN'T FALL!!!" A deep chuckle integrates with my own laughs as Sans laugh at my stupidy. I turn back around.

"Laugh the person who just tried to upchuck their ketchup," I deadpan. There we go. It's quiet now. I bet I can get him to go to a water park next! That will be fun... A devilish smirk crawls onto my face before it sinks into a soft smile.

"I love you, Sansy," I say softly.

"I love ya too, kiddo," Sans teases.

"SANS!!!"

(Written By Bread the Bred)