Insanely Overpowered (Highschool DxD x OP!M!Reader)

The ORC is largely only females now...

Urgh... the sun is approximately 93.000.000 miles away from here and still has better aim than any highly trained sniper. It's hitting me square in the face, through my blinds.

I sit up and stretch, noticing Koneko isn't here... huh, maybe it didn't happen anyway... but what could then explain the note saying she'll meet me at the club?

I get up, take a shower, hire a guy to fix my shower cubicle, get dressed and leave my home for a day of relaxation.

You: Maybe I should crash on the bench again?

Bahamut: Everytime you have done that, you have been interrupted...

You: I know...

Just then, my day got ruined.

Issei: Y/N!

I turn and see Issei running up to me.

You: Oh, hey Issei...

Issei: You doing anything special today?

Issei is way too excited for this to turn out right but what the hell? Gotta unwind some way.

You: Not really... was going to catch a few z's in the sun before heading out to bench press the bench press machine...

Issei: Cool! Could you help me show a new move off to Rias and the others, back in ORC?

He just wanna impress them... for second I thought he had taken training serious and produced some actual result...

You: Depends on what, you'd have me doing?

Issei: Just standing still.

What? What kind of attack is impressive when your opponent is standing still?

You: I don't like where this going...

Issei: Come on, it'll be great!

My better judgement is telling me no but then again... I did ignore when it told me not to throw myself off a mountain.

You: Alright Issei, just this once...

Issei: Awesome!

I'm going to regret this aren't I?

Bahamut: Yup...

I sighed.

||Timeskip to the ORC brought to you by Chibi Y/N firing a mega flare||

Rias: And you just accepted?

You: He would have kept pestering me if I said no.

We are currently on the fields behind the ORC building, the place Rias uses as a training ground, complete with running tracks.

Rias: I will admit, I am slightly curious of what he has created...

Kiba: But why did he go to you for this?

You: I don't know what you were doing since he didn't ask you but given Issei's track record with the opposite sex, asking anyone else, would probably leave perfect handprints on his cheeks... both of them... at both ends...

Kiba: And I now have an image I didn't want in my head.

You: Hey, I had make it up!

Rias: Now, now, calm down, save the energy for Issei.

You/Kiba: Yes Rias.

-POV Switch to 3rd person-

Rias and Kiba joined Akeno and Koneko on the sidelines, hidden far away, was Raynare, Kalawarner and Mittelt watching through binoculars.