Osomatsu-san x Reader! one-shots!

Osomatsu x Reader another universe

Osomatsu's drooped eyes bore into the TV intensely, absentmindedly flipping from one channel to another his mind filled with pure boredom.
He had spent all his funds on horse races and pachinko.
All his brothers were out & he had learned his lesson not to mess with them now, at least not quite as much.

And thus there was absolutely nothing to do.
The blur of colors passed through his gaze as he flipped from channel to channel...
Click. Pause. Boring.
Click. Pause. Boring.
Click. Pause. Boring.
This pattern repeated itself for what seemed like hours, checking each channel one by one. Sighing Osomatsu promised to himself that if he didn't find something interesting in the next five channels he would stop. For the tenth time he promised himself this, almost making a goal out of finding a good show to watch.
Channel 1. Click. Pause. Another boring show.
Channel 2. Click. Pause. Boring.
Channel 3. Click. Pause. Boring.
Channel 4. Click. Pause. Boring.
Channel 5. Click. Pause. Bori—wait.
Osomatsu eyes widened as he watch the scene before him play out. Reflected against his eyes on the screen was a girl. A girl with luscious (h/c) locks that seemed to sparkle. A girl with eyes that shined (e/c) like a glistening gem. A girl... that was 2d... Osomatsu sat slack jawed as his eyes glued to the screen. His heart pounding and suddenly feeling very feverish as he continued to watch. Not that he could look away. She was too beautiful...

He continued to watch for hours not being able to help himself. Apparently her name was (y/n). She was one of the protagonist in a slice of life, gag anime. The story was centered around herself and her small group of friends going on small wacky misadventures resulting in many outbursts of laughter leaving Osomatsu's mouth. (y/n) was perfect. This was a decided fact in Osomatsu's mind. Her laugh was church bells ringing through the air and her personality was that of a angels in his mind. Sure she had her character flaws, she wouldn't be interesting without them, but that just made Osomatsu adore her more. As the final episode of the apparent marathon was finished he was finally able to be set alone with his thoughts. Why was he suddenly so obsessed with this random character from some anime? Was she really that wonderful? Well yes, but that wasn't the point. Was this how people who claimed certain characters as 'waifu' felt? He was so confused with his attraction to a fictional character. But he knew one thing. She made him happy & that was all that mattered. Getting up from his spot Osomatsu ran to another room of the house to access the computer. He had to find out more about her.
After setting himself down in front of the computer and a quick wiki search he was soon reading ever tidbit of information he could get on her online. Her birthday was (b/d). Her favorite color was (f/c) and she had an affinity for animals, sleeping and her favorite times of day was when she could eat. She loooved food. Osomatsu scrolled through the wiki reading it & rereading it. He eventually wandered into some sites with 'AU's and 'headcanon's. These fascinated him. Some said (y/n) was a pure angel, others said she was evil, some said she was trans, & quite a few argued over her sexuality. None of which really mattered to Osomatsu. Nothing was really wrong with being gay, he just hoped there was a chance she would be attracted to him. In some AU's she was a yokai, a police officer, a baker, a nun, a gem, a florist, a boy, a cat, a pony,... the list went on and on. Some a little more odd than others, but nothing harmful.

As Osomatsu browsed the internet for more (y/n) content he couldn't help but leave a comment here and there. As Osomatsu typed a nasty comment on a post claiming that (y/n) was a bad character. No one hurts his waifu! He quickly stopped himself with a sudden thought coming to his mind. (y/n) wouldn't want him to be a bully on the internet.... he slowly erased the entirety of his comment and chose just to move on, boy was that hard though. He grumbled to himself as he began his internet wandering again. He just wanted to know (y/n) better, he just wanted (y/n) to like him. as he clicked on various tabs he grew wide eyed at what appeared in front of him. (y/n) x reader. Huh? What was that? He slowly moved forward carefully reading the words presented before him. He could insert himself into a story with (y/n)? He could go on dates with (y/n)? He could be with (y/n)!?!
He quickly clicked on the 'next' button in hopes to find more to read. And oh boy did he. He read & read & read. He couldn't stop himself. He was engrossed, eyes digesting ever word in front of him than moving to the next, hungry for more. He read work after work. Spending hours just staring at the screen, blush present the whole time.

"What are you doing?"

Osomatsu jolted from his seat in front of the computer clearing the previously open tab. A bit of remorse pressed through him but he quickly disregarded it to look for the source of the voice.
Todomatsu stood in the doorway of the room, eyebrow arched at Osomatsu's behavior.
"Were you looking at porn of something? Gross, anyway clean up after yourself, it's almost dinner" with that Todomatsu walked away still giving his brother judgemental glances from the corner of his eye but not caring to much. Osomatsu breathed a sigh of relief, his brothers would give him no end of crap if they knew about his passion. Looking back remorsefully at the computer screen wishing he had finished the story he was on. approaching the door to leave the room, Osomatsu stood still. He really wished he could meet (y/n) but even if he couldn't, he could never deny the happy feeling she gave him in his heart.

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"WHAT THE HELL?!?" The brothers stared at the oldest sibling of the bunch as his sleepy form clung tight to a body pillow with a (e/c) eyed anime girl on it. They expected this weeb-ish behavior from Choromatsu, not Osomatsu! As the brothers stared at at the scene in disbelief Osomatsu hugged the pillow tighter. He had gone out and bought it a week after discovering the show, he couldn't help himself! (y/n) was too cute!

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"YOU CANT BRING IT TO THE DINNER TABLE!!" The brothers screamed in unison as Osomatsu gently held his waifu/body pillow on his lap at the table. The brothers were going to have to get used to this new obsession of Osomatsu's, it wasn't going away anytime soon.