Shot Down In Flames

Chapter Nine

School was boring and there was no sign of any Cullen family members, anywhere. Maybe they were all hunting, but Emmett said that it was just him and Edward that went that weekend so it didn't make any sense.

Maybe there was a family emergency?

I don't know, why are you asking me?

Because out of us you're usually the one that knows stuff!

That's true, I'm very useful when we have a test.

So of course I had to sit with Bella and her spotty floppy haired bitch 'friends'; apart from Angela, she isn't any of those things, just stuck in a school with dumbasses.

I didn't make conversation with any of them, just put my head on my backpack and fell asleep, until Bella prodded my shoulder so that I had to wake up for class again.

Driving back from school on my Apollo, I realized why the Cullen's weren't at school, sun.

Don't need them burning into dust in front of the whole school.

What do you think would happen if one of them fell onto something spikey and it pierced their heart? Would the rest of them have to sweep up the ashes and ditch this joint?

I don't know you ask them!

Can't, they aren't here, and I'm also IN YOUR HEAD!

Okay I got that, Shouty.

When I got home I went to my room to do my English homework, only to be greeted by an old friend.

Emmett Cullen.

I locked the door away from intrusions, "Is sneaking into my room going to become a regular thing?" I asked him seriously, throwing my bag onto my bed and jumping after it.

We sure hope it does! Maybe we can get him out of those designer jeans.

Hmmm... Boxers or Briefs?

Commando.

Emmett grinned with his dimples, shutting the drapes, closing us away from light, "It can if you want it to."

I grinned, pretending to inspect my slightly chipped black home painted nails, "FAB Thunderbird 2, I think that could be arranged," I added a wink for good measure.

He laughed at my TV reference, "Thunderbirds. Nice. Why am I Thunderbird 2? Who's Thunderbird 1?" He sat down beside me on my bed then stretched out to his full length.

We want to see his full length, if ya catch my drift.

I rolled onto my side, resting my head in my hand and peering into his happy sexy face, "Obviously I'm Thunderbird 1 and Thunderbird 2 is the biggest Thunderbird, so it fits."

He chuckled a sly glint appearing in his eye, "I am most definitely the biggest and I'll try my best to fit."

Oh he is definitely suggesting something.

Sexy sexy vampire man.

My eyebrow jumped up, "Do vampires even do the dirty?"

Emmett flashed me his perfect slightly pointed teeth, "Vampires have amazing sex drives Em, Connor and Rosalie have destroyed three houses. They've been with each other for decades."

I tsked, shaking my head in mock disappointment, "Decades? And they've only destroyed, three? If I was a vamp, I would have at least destroyed 8 houses. I'm honestly disappointed with their lack of enthusiasm!" I clutched my hand to my chest, feigning horror.