Dumb Dreams I Have

my mom was a sperm

(1-14-18)
   I had a dream where me and my parents went to a shop and we were stealing stuff and then the owners were like "hey you guys are cool, we're gonna leave y'all in charge while were gone have fun and you can have whatever you want"
   So we did it and it was a complete disaster people were getting mud everywhere and we stole way too much stuff. Then it started snowing and we were like we gotta clean this place so we locked everybody out and we cleaned it.
   Then the girls came out of a closet and and mom said "hey we had to close up shops for the day and now we have a mob of angry kids outside."
   So they were happy about the new customers and let them in and the place was utter chaos again, so we all left to go home.
   Then later I went to school and some rly pretty black girl who was friends with with my friend akira and she asked me to be her date for this party thing and I obviously said yes.
   Anyways she ended up not showing up but akira did at like 9pm and I wasn't ready so I had to rush so fast for a costume party. So I went as a blue teddybear, akira was a princess, and my mom was a pink fucking sperm. (I kid you not it was so funny and I was mortified)
   We go to the place and its the same store as before and I was hella shook. I walk toward the front door and I look to my right and in the extended part of the building my friend Aaria and some of her friends were goofing around in there and the waved for me to come over but I didn't rly want to leave my moms side so I said no.
   So I go and mom gets sloppy drunk, and I was trying to stay near her but I ended up loosing her and I went and talked to some people and started drinking a lot but ig I could hold my own because I wasn't rly that drunk.        
   A few hours later I walk out and imma bout to leave and I see Aaria and her friends again. I go over to that building they were in and I'm like hey guys but they didn't respond to that they were just like "we're gonna give me a make over and its  gonna happen whole you spinning and drinking."
   So I was like cool and the lights go off and I start spinning and I vividly remember some girl trying to do my eyeliner and she was like"nope I quite this is fucking impossible."
   Then they stopped and the floor lowered to this room with this guy in the same outfit as me but in pink ig I also had a crush on an we we're talking but this big guy comes in and was like "hey y'all all get detentions for trashing this place"
  Everybody ran out and people were dragging me out with them but I felt bad so I went back in and the boy was like "what are you doing back here."
  So I was like"I'm not gonna let you clean this whole place up on your own" and then he was like "yeah not most people would help" and he laughed all cute and shit. But the big guy gave me a detention for being there so we started arguing and I vividly remember the boy accusing me if stuff I never did which would cause me to end up getting a worse punishment than he would so flipped them both the bird and I ran to the car crying and this boy was trying to chase after me trying to apologize, but honestly fuck him.

*I'm still upset at him and I don't even know who he is lmao*