WEIRD fanfic

BREOWYN

HEY GUYS... SO THIS IS A STORY WRITTEN BY ME AND A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS (MOSTLY THEM BUT YA) IT IS A WEIRD STORY AND I FOUND IT VERY FUNNY, IT'S ABOUT A SHIP OF TWO PEOPLE WE KNOW SO THERE ARE SOME INSIDE JOKES, ITS FUNNIER IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM THO... PLEASE DON'T COMMENT ANYTHING MEAN. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT JUST STOP READING. BUT OTHER THAN THAT HAVE FUN READING IT. OH... AND THE GRAMMAR IS BAD ON PURPOSE, DON'T ASK WHY.

Has short tentilis slimy sukkers

Bradyn pov

It was a day like any other. I got up, watched DanTDM's videos, gota vanilla frap from starbucks, and then went to school. But today... It was different. I remembered hearing about the amazing ships that my new class had, and I wanted to be a part of it. So I thought long and hard about it.

"Who would be a good choice?" I wondered as I sat in my first class. I thought about all of the girls and soon, I made up my mind.

"THAT'S IT!" I exclaimed, "EOWYN!" But what I didn't realize is that I yelled that out loud, for everyone to hear. Immediately, Eowyn looked back at me. I felt so embarrassed. She must have known what I was thinking, and she must have felt the same because she was blushing.

After classes ended I had to have a good reason to like her because she was blushing too, right? So I thought long and hard about that too. I thought for a few hours, maybe five hours, because she didn't have many good qualities. But then again, neither did I. I wasn't as hot as Judah either.

Now Eowyn was staring at me and I felt my cheeks heat up and my heartbeat elevate. After a few more awkward seconds, Eowyn looked away and started talking and ranting to Aria. Eowyn looked different today, I think she might be the one for me. I wondered about what she was saying and soon after, my day was never the same. I then realized, that she is and always will be my senpai.

Later that day, during science, I was doing some research, but for some reason, I couldn't concentrate. I looked up and saw Eowyn staring at me for the second time that day and again, I felt my cheeks heat up and my heart beat even faster than before. But this time she was blushing too. I couldn't believe it, I hadn't even thought she might have felt the same way. She looked so radiant today, I couldn't stand it, she looked beautiful maybe. But I had to focus on my work.But I couldn't think of anything but her.

Eowyn pov

I was hiding in a bush at 12:00 in the afternoon, waiting for someone special to come out. I  breathed silently. Then, I saw the special someone. SENPAIII!!!!! Eowyn was thinking the wildest thoughts to herself. Must. Get. Senpai. Then she saw someone come up to Senpai Bradyn. It was that girl NINA"!!! COMPETITION!?! NANI!!!?!!!??? MUST ELIMINATE HER!!! So I ran up with lightning speed and slit her throat in an instant. "NANI!!?!!?!?!?!?!" Bradyn said.

" I LOVE HERR! HOW COULD YOU!!! SHE WAS MY DESTINYYYY!!!!!!!!! BASTARRRRD!!!!!!!"  then sent one of my henchmen to cover up the mess. "She bursted her throat from screaming too much," Lathy said. Daddy then walked back to me, and I told her that now that she knows my purpose, she must go. So I slit her throat as well. AHAHAHHAA... MUST KISS SENPAIIIIIII!!!! YESSSSSS!!! IT IS TIME... MMMMMMMMM...  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAYAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.... *licks her lips* mmmmmmm...."I'm really craving chicken nuggers right now..." I go up to Bradyn and ask to go to McDornarlds. He says yes I will go to mc dornarlds to get them nuggers... We go to the mc dornarlds and get chicken nuggers and mmmmm that was good delicious very. We go much eat nuggers. I order nuggers (my usual) and bray bray senpai orders the nugger supreme. But then suddenly... NINA APPEARS. *thinking in head COMPETITION?!?!* *HOW COULD SHE STILL BE ALIVE!?!?*  she gets her knife out and gets ready to kick some peoples arse. ITS TIME TO KILL THE ENEMYIEES... YES HAHA MUST PROTECC SENPAI. But then bray bray says "no worry baby I have short tentilis slimy sukkers..." HE USES HIS SHORT TENTILIS AND SLIMY SUKKERS ON NINA? NANI?!?!?!?!?!  I wonder how she got back alive* she says as last word that she was revive by braydoon. I WAS LIKE NANI!?!? But then i realized theat braydoom was bray bray senpais brother! MUST KILL BRAYDOON... I was telling myself over and over... Bradyn said he was going to sleep and watch some DanTDM. But then... I REALISED. IS DANTDM BRAY BRAY's SENAPI!?!? NANI>!!>!>! OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!!!!! *means "you are already dead" in japanese by de way*