The Not so Ugly Duckling

Late Nights with a Wolf and Ugly Duckling

"He what!?" Himchan nearly spat his sweet Americano all over Youngjae's face. Youngjae released a sigh as he wiped the small splashes of spit that escaped Himchan's lips and land on his face. "I thought my plan was idiot-proof," Himchan leaned back in his chair in disbelief, hand on his forehead. "I guess I didn't account for a drunk Daehyun..."

"Excuse me? What plan are you speaking of?" Youngjae shot his friend a glare, tired of the secrecy. He was sexually assaulted last night, had to wear hideous clothes, and had to drag a grown man back home. He was 100% done with this shit.

"I thought that if you looked like a potato Daehyun would keep his hands off you," Himchan sighed, rubbing his temples from frustration and a slight hangover. "He has a slight reputation..."

"Of being a manwhore?" Youngjae cocked a brow.

"Yes....and no..." Himchan ran his fingers through his raven locks. "He has a penchant for pretty things...he's a manwhore, but a selective manwhore," He glanced over at Youngjae. "I still question how me and him were actually in a relationship."

"You what!?" Now it was Youngjae's turn to nearly spit his coffee.

Himchan shook his head in dismay. "It was a while ago and it was nothing too serious. Honestly he is a good guy, but he has trouble with committed relationships..."

"From how he was sexing up with some stranger in the parking lot I'm not too surprise," Youngjae sneered at the memory. "Well now that we have figured out Daehyun's illness can I go back to dressing like a human instead of this..." Youngjae spread his arms out to present his diarrhea colored sweater vest, wrinkled stale green button up, and not form fitting khakis.

"No! Daehyun only jumped you cause he was drunk. If you go back to looking how you were before he's going to seduce you like it's no tomorrow," Himchan nearly jumped up out of panic from his dongsaeng's words. "And believe me when I say it is hard to resist Daehyun when he is actually trying."

"I'm pretty sure he was trying to get into bed with Zelo last night, but you didn't see Zelo falling for his tricks." Youngjae crossed his arms frustrated at how Himchan thought he was so weak and desperate to fall for Daehyun's seduction.

"One: Daehyun wasn't 100% serious. Two: Zelo has his mind on someone else so of course Daehyun's seduction wouldn't be as effective." Himchan had a cocky smirk on his face as Youngjae's face scrunched up in frustration since Himchan did have valid points.

"Fiiiine, I'll keep up with this charade," Youngjae grimaced, leaning his lean muscular frame (that was swallowed up by a sea of fabric) on Himchan's desk. "So how were you and CEO Bang?"

Himchan let out a dramatic groan, flailing his arms and slumping down on his desk. "Let's not talk about it."

"What happened?" Youngjae chuckled, seeing his usually confident (borderline arrogant) friend in such distress over a man. In graduate school Himchan would go through boyfriends as if they were tissues. He would could turn any boy he wanted into putty whether they be gay, straight, or bi. Girls fawned over the well dressed, handsome faced man as well. He was the living, breathing casanova.

"Besides me being completely wasted and trying to throw myself on him then puking all over his suit? Nothing much," Himchan buried his face into his desk. How he wished he was an ostrich in that moment. "You know what the worst part is? He was soooo damn sweet about the whole situation! Cleaned me up, tucked me into bed, and made sure I was asleep before he left! I swear, Youngjae, if he is straight I think I may die a little inside."

"Damn, Himchan," Youngjae snickered. "I have one word for you: whipped." Himchan glared at his snickering friend until he heard the groans of another hungover friend.