murdoc and his sweet luscious bread

It was a normal day, a regular schedule until it twas noteth. The truth was, 2-D had always admired Murdoc, maybe as an idol, maybe as a friend and maybe as something more. *GASP*

2-D was sitting at the dining room table as Murdoc, his head-cannon boyfriend, came into the room. Noodle and Russel were still out doing whatever the heck they're doing and he knew deep down that this would be one of his only chances. *GASP, what will he do next?*

He knew that the other 2 would be home soon so he had to take this opportunity to profess his undying love for his head-cannon partner.

"H-hey M-murdoc." 2-D says nervously stumbling over his own words.

"All the better mate?" Murdoc asks casually, taking a slice of bread out of the fridge, even 2-D wondered how he produced that slice of amazingly sweet bread from the crappy fridge they had in the kitchen.

*Where did he get the bread?*

"R-right..." 2-D says, still nervous. "I had something t-that I kinf of want you to h-hear.."

"Kinf? Right, what is it m8?" Murdoc asks, taking a sweet bite out of the luscious piece of Sara-Lee white bread.

"Y-yeah uhmm. We've b-been friends for a while, r-right?" 2-D asks somewhat casually, compared to his earlier statements.

"Right, would you stop stuttering, I can't hear you over the chomping of my own sweet, luscious bread." Murdoc says, chomping on his sweet, luscious bread as he sits down across from 2-D at the dining room table.

"Right, sorry. I must say that I have always, deep down had a c-crush on you...." 2-D says, shrinking down into fetal position to await Murdoc's reply.

"Right... Although I'm flattered, I am only attracted to my secret stash of sweet luscious bread, but if u wnt i will smsh 4 fre." Murdoc says, looking longingly down at his sweet luscious bread.

"Thats grate.... Im down." 2-D says blushing so much he could probably be mistaken as a firetruck, although his privates would never be mistaken as a firehose.

"Thats weird, but I was wondering one thing, will you be the priest for me and my bread's wedding?" Murdoc asks, blushing almost as much.

"Oh yea sure.."

Murdoc and the bread lived happily ever after as 2-D admired Murdoc romantically from the sidelines.