The big ugly chicken
By: Lovely Lauren
Once upon a time there was a big ugly chicken. Her name was Tina. Tina loved to dance but her mother Mrs. Amber hated for Tina to dance. She said that when Tina dances it looks like she is trying to bend down. Every time Tina tried to bend down she farted. When Tina farted it smelt like rotten eggs and pee. It knocked out the whole family in one blow. So the family moved out of town. They moved all the way to Timbuktu. Tina was sad until she met another chicken named Timmy. Timmy was playing tag behind Tina and Tina bent down to get a pencil and farted Timmy all the way to Georgia! Tina was sad and thought Timmy hated her. She thought everybody hated her. Tina was so sad. Tina decided to murder herself. She was going to jump off a bridge into the ocean and get eaten by a shark! But, when she got to the pier, a little fish jumped out of the water! Oh what a colorful fish it was! Then, a bigger fish ate the little fish. "Oh, no!" she cried. As more fish jumped out, they were all eaten by biggr nd bigger fish! Then finally all those fish were eaten by a hungry shark. Tina got scared and ran back to her lonely house. Tina thought it over and decided not to kill herself. She didn't want to end up like the fish eaten by the shark! Life was too good to die that way. " Oh, noooo" she yelled as her pen fell. There was a boiling pot of her dinner behind her. The fire under it was big and flaming! AS she bent down to get her pen, her fart burst out of her and caught on the fire, which exploded her house. Three years later the bits of Tina were found in Timbuctu as her mother watched a woman eat chicken noodle soup.
THE END
~not a true story~
