Not All Bad Boys Are Players.

2- Bad Boys Hate Cheese!

One second my brother is next to me, next he's been run over by a fucking rainbow...

Within 15 minutes of knowing her she has cried about spilled cake, befriended my brother who hates everyone, offered to buy my brother cake, realised that I actually exist and shouted about gay babies. Well this is getting really awkward I thought as I trailed behind Dylan and those other two people.

Looking around at all the cakes nothing catching my immediate attention I pull my Sony phone out of my pocket, not paying attention to where I was going I walked straight into the Crazy Girl sending her flying into another cake, well shit.

"You did that intentionally!" Crazy Girl screamed at me, I just stared back at her not moving, not blinking.

"Are you mute or something can't you speak?" She sneered at me the crazy look in her eye multiplying. I still stay silent.

"I bet I can get you to talk." she says before reaching out for a clump of cake off the floor before throwing it at me right in the middle of my face...

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3 seconds went by before I had reacted to the bitch throwing the cake in my face, on the bright side it didn't taste too bad, I wiped the clump off my face before grabbing a one layered cake and lobbing it towards Crazy Girls face, impacting with as splat.

"Oh my gosh!" She screeches before flipping a table next to her the cake on it sending it into a group of young teenagers.

"FOOD FIGHT!" One of the boys scream before trying to hit me with a cake. I grab Dylan who's cowering behind Luke and drag him behind the fallen table, with Luke following close behind.

"Okay we leg it to the door, try not to get hit, duck, throw cake just try and get out with minimal cake wounds as possible, got it?" I command Dylan nods but Luke looks at me flabbergasted at the fact I had said my first words since meeting him, but after a long hard stare he nods.

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We manage to get through the door without being hit that many times.

"Wait wheres my sister?" Luke asks he peers around him to search for is demented sister. I shrug back in response.

"She's still in there we need to get her!" He exclaims as he starts heading in the direction of the building.

"No i'll get her you stay here and look after Dylan." I grunt as I unenthusiastically head towards the shop.

Walking in I see that all the cakes are still being flung through the air, before I even tried to find her I already saw what was notable from rainbow hair I approached her and grabbed her arm as she was about to throw a cake, before hauling her out of the shop.

"Hey Calum, do you want some cheese cake?" Crazy girl asks, I stare back.

"There's some in my hair if you want some!" She continues but I say nothing.

"Do you like cheese?" She just won't stop will she?

"I'm guessing you hate cheese..." She trails off before I pull her towards me and grab some of the cake out of her hair and shove it into her mouth before she can say any more.

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Chapter 2..

Woo I'm hungry and I've basically just ate everything in my house.

Just watching Johnny Test right now...

The song to the side has no real point I've just been obsessing over Ne-Yo and its the song I wrote this Chapter to, I hope you all have a nice day at school tomorrow I'll try and update by Wednesday...

Again I'm really sorry its so short but I did say it would take me to get further in the story to get longer chapters but I promise that the next chapter will be longer then this it will be two pages at the least the most will be 3/4. I am extremely sorry

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