innocent ;; vkook

zéro

unknown:
-hi stranger.

me:
-um hi?

unknown:
-y'all want sum dick?

me:
-what is a dick??

unknown:
-omg what

me:
-what is a dick???

me:
-it sounds funny

me:
-kind of like a food of some sort

me:
-do they serve dicks at restaurants?

unknown:
-oh GOD NO!

unknown:
-ITS NOT A FOOD

me:
-what is it then?

unknown:
-it's

unknown:
-it's a stick that hangs in between the male humans legs.

me:
-oh

me:
-wait

me:
-I have one of those!

unknown:
-umm

unknown:
-same

me:
-were dick buddies then!

unknown:
-oh god

me:
-but wait

me:
-why would I want a dick if I already have a dick??

unknown:
-uhh

unknown:
-idk

me:
-u r weird.

me:
-I like u

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innocent ;; vkook

contains
-mature scenes
-swearing
-gay shiz

// warning; this story is not recommended for readers under the age of 13.

-j