unknown:
-hi baby
me:
-I'm not a baby
me:
-I'm 19 years old.
unknown:
-wait what the fuck did I type in the wrong fucking number again
me:
-DO
me:
-NOT
me:
-SWEAR!!!!!!!
unknown:
-oh hey its you
unknown:
-also, 19? I don't believe you
unknown:
-you're way too innocent to be 19 lmao
me:
-lmao? what does that mean?
u
nknown:
-sigh
me:
-ohhh
me:
-so now instead of sighing, I need to start saying lmao?
me:
-wait what do I say when I'm yawning??
me:
-I've heard people say lol
me:
-do I need to say lol when I'm yawning?
unknown:
-omg ur innocent af and dumb af
me:
-af? august, fall?
unknown:
-ughh
unknown:
-as fuck.
me:
-omg
me:
-why are you still swearing after told not to
me:
-my mommy would've already disowned me :(
unknown:
-what's your mum like?
me:
-well
me:
-she always says that people need to address me as "she, her"
me:
-she also makes me wear these pastel shirts, knee highs, skirts and girly stuff. I don't like it but I have to do what she says or else she's going to kick me out of the house :(
unknown:
-oh my god
unknown:
-wtf
me:
-hey! I know what that means!
me:
-and it has a bad word!!! >:(
unknown:
-I srlsy don't believe that you're 19.
me:
-whutevah, h8rs gonna h8
unknown:
-criNGE
me:
-u r mean
me:
-so I don't like u anymore
me:
-bye!!!!
unknown:
-...
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the first chapter was way better lmao
-j
YOU ARE READING
innocent ;; vkook
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