Yarndere Person: Roses are red, vilent is blue... Blood is red, bruises are blue don't say no (btw that was from DDLC)
Me: 😓😓😓 Ooookay..... *Whispers* Yes? Hello, 911?
Yandere Person: GIVE ME YOUR VIRGINITY!!!!!!
Me: AHHHH! I HAVE NO GENDER!!!!!! AHHHH!!!
Yandere Person: -____- Wtf?