I want to let everyone know that this is for fun. And me and her are friends. I want to also let you know. She's writing a story about me. I don't know what it's called yet she just said she was writing one when she gets home. So... yeah. Also
she built like a fucking bitch ass light house
Background!!! Madison's life...
I have a regular schedule. Get up everyday to go to school at 6:00am, as usual. Go to all 8 of my periods and leave school. Eating, doing homework or dancing around. While doing chores and then take a shower go to bed. Normal.
Well, I have this one class. It's 8th period. I sit next to this girl named courtlyn. And I end up leaving and her last words were.... "I think the fuck not, imma write a story about how bitchy you are bitch!"
Yeah... not the friendly type. However, the story goes like this.
Madison's POV
I walk into 8th period, with a smile on my face. My math 8th grade teacher, Mr. Rodriguez, has me sit down and do a math equation for the warm- up. Then a girl named courtlyn walks up and sit next to me. I groan as she sits next to me knowing I'm going to have to save my voice for the argument we're going to have when Mr. Rodriguez leaves the room for and minute, like he does every single day.
She stands next to me and unpacks her math things. She sets her bag down and, When she sits in her chair, she looks at me in the corner of her eye. She stays like that. I know that this is happening, I just don't react. I want to slap her. I want to punch her in the nose. I want to run away from her eyes. But I can't. Because I'm not going to let a girl get in the way of my education.
She keeps her bitchy ass stare, probably thinking of a million ways to slaughter me. She then moves towards me and looks away. I flinch. I don't think she notices. She grabs her notebook that she sat beside me awhile ago. She does her work, but I talk to her.
"So I saw the passage you wrote about me...."
"Yeah. I know, you texted me and started insulting the way I talk." She says and looks at me while smiling. I look at her and smile a bit.
"And it was all true." I say as-a-matter-of-factly. She frowns as she looks at me turning her full body towards me. She looks me straight in the eye and says...
"Bs... I think the fuck not!" She says and looks down at her paper. She starts writing down her warm up.
"Hmphf." I say and start talking to the other girl next to me.
I don't know what I said but I made her laugh. And she laugh like a windshield wiper.
Like what the fuck. She built like a fucking stick bug. Cock mother fucker. I really hope nobody sees this before she does. Lol. I made myself laugh roasting this girl. :3
Just always remember what the NON-THEME of this story was (that I got off the internet)
You've got enemies?
Good.
That mean you
Actually stood up for
Something
In your life.
Just know courtlyn. I love you 💕. I'm just playing. :3
See you next time. Lol
She built like a fucking bitch ass lighthouse
-Mcg
YOU ARE READING
The bitchass courtlyn book!
HumorThis is a book were I make fun of this girl. Don't worry I have full permission to put her picture as the cover AND to write a book about her. Check out her profile and follow her. Remember. All fun and games! :3
